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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
Hey guys, so I used to have a joke book but... I kind of deleted it so now i'm back with bigger and BETTER jokes! Hope you enjoy and yeah, bye.
this is a book about cats. including cat memes, facts, and much more. this book is not only for cat lovers. ;) enjoy!!
{Original One Shot's} ✓ Some Nightmares, Some Real Horror - All Scary. Some Short, Some Long - Yet You Want To Read It Over And Over. Are You Scared Yet? No? You Will Be......
there were three friends, and one of them heard a true story that if you jump of this certain cliff, you would turn into whatever you say. so these three girls went to the edge of the cliff. the redhead jumped of first, yelled "eagle!" and flew away as an eagle. then the brunette jumped off next and yelled "hawk!". sh...
girl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl: fuck u bitch
one day life has to come to and end, but then what's the point of living? my second book of complete randomness. sequel to 'life doesn't last forever'. if you haven't read my first book, i suggest you read that first. enjoy this book, and make the most of your life. :)
this is a scrapbook about my cat, mitsie pie. her real name is mittens, but everyone calls her mitsie pie. she's so adorable and a great poser. enjoy looking at photos of her!
it's the mitsie pie scrapbook! mitsie pie is my cute cat. her real name is mittens. hope you enjoy looking at adorable pictures of her!
Two Minutes and Twenty One Seconds. "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." Kurt Cobain * * * Second place/Runner up in the Wattpad Romance Contest: How They Met
Life in Pesmo Beach is consistently slow and uneventful. A never-ending cycle of hot humid days and cold lonely nights. Moving to the small coastal town is Scarlett Ryan's only option since quitting the prestigious internship she'd secured after her senior year. Leaving it all behind, Scarlett heads across the countr...
How (Not) to Date a Pop Star is now published as a Paperback, Hardcover, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! ***** Aaliyah has a hard choice to make when her ex-best friend Tyler Moore, now a world-famous pop...
thinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last forever. (': highest rank; #10 in humour, don't remember date.
Lines We Forget is now published and available in both e-book and paperback on Amazon and at all good book retailers. *** Love never comes easy, especially to those who aren't prepared for it... Twenty-four-year-old musician Charlie Stone has always played the classics. It's just another day of playing the same old s...