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  • Not all Blondes do Backflips
    16.6M 338K 28

    Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...

  • A Journey so Far - A Harry Potter Fanfic
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    Ellie Potter is the daughter of James and Lily and when it is she who Voldemort fails to kill rather than her younger brother she becomes the Chosen One destined to kill Lord Voldemort himself. All characters, apart from the odd few, are owned by J.K Rowling. Ellie is the same age Harry is supposed to be ie. Hermione...

  • Harry Potter's Twin
    1.2M 36.4K 23

    A small baby girl cried out into the night, her voice filled with sorrow and terror. The scenes being played out around her crib scared her and the searing pain on her shoulder and forehead burned. It felt like her arm was being ripped apart and her head burned with a hot iron poker. As a one year old she didn't under...

  • 30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]
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    Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

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