Harry Potter Texts

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

I'm a Death Eater and I'm Young

Riddley Black is the daughter of Regulous Black. she had been in Azkaban when she was six and Dumbledore freed her when she turned eleven. she was a death eater. now she is under close watch with the order of the pheonix or dumbledore when she attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy

Storm and Silence

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to f...

He Wasn't A Jerk Online (He Wasn't A Jerk #1)

⁑⁑⁑ EDITING AS OF MARCH 2019 ⁑⁑⁑ [Winner in the 2012 Watty Awards for Undiscovered Gems]: ★ Read at your own risk. There are major grammar issues, plot holes and probably some really annoying stuff in this book. If you want to read a story written when I was 12, then please proceed. Major editing in process. ★ Ei...

Simply Irresistible

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Help Me, Please? *One Direction Fanfic*

I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?

The Cookie Girl (One Direction)

Cassie is used to meeting the rich and famous; after all, she works at one of the most prestigious hotels in the country. But when some mysterious new guests check in to the hotel and Cas has to handle their room service, she meets 5 boys who accidentally change her life forever...

Flipped (L.T.)

Her name was Eliza, Elly for short. She drove me just about mad; her very presence annoyed me to no end. She moved along with her family; the grotesque pig that lived next door was gone. Until she moved back two years later. Then everything just kind of...flipped.

Harry Potter Rib Ticklers

нєℓℓσ!!! Lovely people of wattpad!!! Guess who is here? You guessed it right! A big Potterhead is here at your service (^_^) Well, well, well, now the question is that, why will you read this book? What is so special about it? The only special thing about this book is it can make you smile(^_^) Now, now, what is so sp...

Hazy

Jamie Bennett doesn't like spontaneity. She believes to have a dull life and she prefers it that way. She never knew that her single mistake she committed in high school would lead her back to the victim. Then she met the cold and mysterious, Harry Styles. Something about his green eyes haunts her. Warm, innocent and...

Half A Heart

*Language Warning* 18 year old Olivia is just your average fan girl but one mistake can change her life forever...

Expiration Date (Books 1 and 2)

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade