It seems that the largest cat food factory in America isn't the only fishy thing in the sleepy town of Troutface, Georgia. When our eccentric heroine stumbles upon some seven-toed cat prints of an unknown origin, she and her sidekick, a loyal and mild-mannered boy named Ron, embark on an adventure to find their source...
Nemesis always wanted to be a Knight where she would be a hero one day. Yet, because she's a girl she got stuck being a guard for one of the seven princesses of the seven kingdoms, Julis from the third Kingdom. When something comes up where the all seven princess from the seven kingdoms are sent away to the forbidden...
this is how you annoy the sh** outa people when you are in elevators :3
Hey, I'm Evelyn Adams, but you can call me Eve. Unless you're the parent of a troublesome teenage boy: then you can call me the Solution. I fix guys, make them something to be proud of- but for a hefty price. On the surface, I'm everything you could want in a girl: brains,beauty, and a good solid head on my shoulders...
***Yes! I am AWARE that this sounds CLICHE and CHEESY. But please, give it a chance :) I think there's a great message in the end of the book, too. *** Claire was abandoned at the age of five by her father. Her mother had already died at birth. She now lives in St. Angie's Orphanage for Girls. On the night before her...
Shawna Roberts is the girl that every guy turns to when they need a fake date, a fake girlfriend, a fake fling to make some other girl jealous, a fake couple photo to send to their parents... Shawna's pretty much seen it all. But no matter what they pay her for, everything she does has one common factor: it's all fake...
Well let's see ... I have done things at my school that teacher disapprove of, so why not make it a trip to Hogwarts? Where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Where smart-allicks/nerds remind you of Ravenclaw, kind-hearted people remind you of the Hufflepuffs, to where the gullible, brave students remi...
"The Iron Rod" is about someone trying to go past a dangerous ravine but only the path with the iron rod next to it gets him to safety.
Random Jones is your everyday run of the mill 15 year old. Except for the fact that she can be excessively random. She takes her name to a whole different meaning. This a a completely random story. It may at times link but it will never make sense. :) I promise.
Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)
"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...
