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  • Invincible
    2.8M 192K 105

    "I didn't know you had friends like Isaac," Willa said in greeting. "I don't," muttered Jared. Isaac rolled his eyes. "Yeah, you don't. You have //one// friend like Isaac." His voice turned into this stupid mock whisper and he leaned towards Jared conspiratorially. "It's me, by the way."

    Completed  
  • Time Lapse
    18.7K 972 3

    "You want to know what relativity is? It's when you fall in love with someone, and time speeds up whenever you're around them - a conversation is cut too short and a glance becomes too fleeting. Hours seem like seconds, and you can never get enough of their presence. It's also when time slows down whenever you're apar...

  • Colorblind (A Johnlock Fanfiction)
    127K 8.2K 49

    He is lavish. Masterful. Intellectual, inexplicable, overt. Sexual. Sherlock Holmes defines extravagance. He isn't exactly the best thing for John's tireless, bland stability. John works the nine to five and tries not to lose sleep over the small things - like the labor of his fiancée's expectations, and the sirens t...

    Mature
  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]
    378K 22.2K 30

    John's never seen a kid like him. He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing f...

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  • The Peanut Butter Banana Ratio (COMPLETED)
    1M 48.9K 33

    Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez

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  • Extremely Short Horror Stories (Two Sentence Horror Stories)
    29.3M 898K 128

    The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

  • X and Y
    1.2K 130 1

    [a ranted poem against sexism in modern culture]

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  • The Humping Games [The Hunger Games Fanfiction]
    9.1M 132K 20

    Katlick Eversweet hopes her name will be drawn for the 69th annual Humping Games. The world will be watching the sexiness unfold :D “Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic The Hunger Games reading list”

    Completed   Mature
  • 0800 Hours [slash]
    252K 18.5K 31

    After a devastating disease wipes out most of humanity, 16-year-old Cameron MacRiada must survive alone when he misses his scheduled evacuation. ***** "0800 hours. It's been four days since I stopped going to school. Seven since the last teacher sto...

    Completed   Mature
  • Around Here
    21.1K 1K 1

    "The moment that Jordan Shearer steps into the classroom, Lee knows that he's not from around here." Preslash short between two boys from two very different backgrounds. Ingredients: two cups of Glasgow Patter; one teaspoon of NED; a tablespoon of callow middle class; a cup of general teenage incompetence; and an...

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  • Top and Tail [boyxboy] [slash]
    9.1M 337K 26

    Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favouri...

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