500 cheesy pickup lines/jokes

Are you in the mood to laugh at some of the cheesiest pickup lines and jokes!? If you are, then read on. And also if you ever use any of these pickup lines and get slapped in the face. It's not my fault. I warned you.

101 Cheesy Pickup Lines

The cheesiest pick up lines ever! Prepare to laugh at some ridiculous lines. If you have any suggestions, comment below and I'll tag you in yours.

Little Bella (EDITING!!)

Lost in the woods after her parents died on a camping trip, 5 year old Bella wonders through looking for food and shelter. After a few short days of searching, she meets Esme who takes Bella to her house to care for her. Not fond of the idea, the others try and convince Esme to bring Bella to an orphanage or somewhere...

[WILL BE DELETED] Bella Volturi Swan Cullen

Isabella was moving from Phoenix to staying with her stepdad in Washington, Forks. but she's NOT really a human. she's something between vampire and human. it's not only her secrets. not at all. she's has a lot than that. ex, she's a real daughter of Carlisle and Esme Cullen.

Destined to be Together

A girl named Bella Swan that married into an actor named Edward Cullen whom had an arrange marriage with him..They Fall in love with each other and get to some points that they needed to be separated from each other because of their different work.. They had some problems as a husband and wife..And will do anything t...

Worthless (A Twilight Fan Fiction)

Bella is a slave in the Volturi palace. Never been shown any love or kindness, Bella meets Edward Cullen when he comes for a vacation with his family and stays with the Volturi. Love, laughs, and danger all mix together to create a story about a hopeless man who calls himself a monster and a fragile girl who jumps at...

Bella Discovered

Runaway teen Isabella Swan faced a abusive childhood. Her mother murdered her father in front of her. But what happens when the Cullen's find her in a ditch barely alive? Will the Cullen's let Bella stay with them? Will her mother come back for her? Read to find out. A/N I do not own any of the characters except the...

How to Speak Fangirl/Fanboy

Have you ever had a fangirl/fanboy friend and you have no idea what they're talking about? Here's an easy helper.

Twilight Midnight Sun - Book 2

The promised visit of the Volturi came sooner then expected for my family. Instead of a wintery war we were getting one under the midnight sun. This would be the beginning of the end for some and the beginning of a new life for others. Only we didn't know who would win and who would lose. This is the final fight for f...

Bella's Twilight

Bella moves to Forks to stay with her dad, Charlie. But in this version of Twilight, it is for a totally different reason. Bella is a vampire. And living with her mother in the sunny city of Phoenix is not good for someone like her. After suffering from a vampire attack two months earlier, Bella must learn how to adju...

Twilight Saga Twist: Bella is already a vampire

What would Twilight be like if Bella already is a vampire? Will they still fall for each other? What if Bella is the strongest vampire alive? This story is about Edward and Bella, Bella is already a vampire but she can change her look, and make her look more human from the inside and the outside. Bella has different...

Elizabeth Cullen (Twilight Fan-fiction)

~ Everyone knew Bella was expecting. But what they didn't know was that she was having twins. Look into the life of Elizabeth Bella Cullen, Renesmee Carlie Cullen's twin sister. ~

Music Book

All the songs that you might know or seen videos of it.