Romeow and Meowliet

The story of Meowliet and her Romeow.

25 Day Christmas OTP Challenge Minecraft Diaries Edition

This book is a series of one-shots advent calendar style for Minecraft diaries. Each day a new chapter will be uploaded with a certain ship. All ships are included in this book on different days. Each day there is a new ship. Read how Aphmau deals with love, jealousy, anger and joy over the Christmas season. From the...

Phoenix Drop High School 2

Aphmau has just moved to Phoenix drop after her parents mysteriously disappeared. She starts a new school Pheonix drop high where she unknowingly captures the attention of more than a few people. Turns out high school isn't all books and pens especially if magiks are involved. What will happen with crazy ex's, mean po...

Extremely Funny Comebacks !

A book all about funny comebacks !! Perfect for that one person who annoys you so much ! There will be swears! NOT ALL OF THE JOKES ARE MINE !! Please read xx

Insults and Comebacks

Contains bitchy insults and comebacks! Read at your own risk! ^-^

Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)

Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks! Use them on: -An Idiot -Ex boyfriend -Best friends -Ex Girlfriend -Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro) -MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro) - Some guy who s...

100 Funny Comebacks

That pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks

Funny comebacks

Most hilarious comebacks ever!!! NOT ALL MINE

The Book Of Insults And Comebacks

Bad at coming up with insults and comebacks or are you just bored? If so then this is the book for you! Read these insults and use them on the bitches you hate!

What if theories...

What if theories...

Cheesy jokes, puns and pickup lines

A compilation of jokes that are cheesy, smart, humorous, hilarious and giggle-worthy. Read them and laugh! If you don't understand the pun just comment to receive a full walk through

cheesy pickup lines

The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!

funny comebacks (pickup lines, insults, and comebacks)

you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)

dirty pickup lines

okay so these are dirty pickup lines and you should sit down for. these pickup lines are funny that you might actually fall off the chair. we all made this so if you would like to use one of them just give us credit please because I don't like people taking our ideas and we may or may not be able to track you down by...

101 Cheesy Pickup Lines

The cheesiest pick up lines ever! Prepare to laugh at some ridiculous lines. If you have any suggestions, comment below and I'll tag you in yours.

"Regrets" a Garrmau FF •Under Extreme Editing•

Disclaimer:I don't own MCD it belongs to Aphmau Cover is made by me. Ask permission before trying to use the cover. Please don't follow the story plot or I will report you. ................................................................... My name is Aphmau Beatrix Phoenix. I loved someone who loved me back, but sti...

The promise a larmau fanfic

Hidden Love=Larmau✔️

Laurence was always interested in Aphmau and she always knew that but she never knew the day would come that she would start to fall for him too... Disclaimer: I do not own any of the character they all belong to Aphmau the youtuber! Check her out!

A love that will last A Larmau fanfic (COMPLETED) (EDITED)

Aphmau falls for larence and Garroth comes back everything is perfect with Larmau not with garmau or Aarmau or Zanemau or any other ships that have been made for the Aphmau in Minecraft diaries. this was made after episode 34 season 2 for a future set of videos. parts of this may happen before it actually is meant to...

A Choice To Stay or Go//Larmau Fanfic//STL 2

10 years have passed. None of Laurance and Aphmau. Friends have aged even them. Aphmau is now expected to have a imortal baby. But as she's about to have the baby she receives. Some news. Aphmau must stay or go. Take Laurance or not. This choice could be life or death.

A Stranger and The Lord//Larmau FanFic

Phoniex Drop a rising village. Has problems. Laurance a once guard from Meteli looks to seek refuge in Phoniex Drop. The Lord Aphmau is amazing to him. He can't help it. He can't hide his feelings when he has someone else fighting for her hand in love. The stranger and the lord.

PurpleGuy's Heart (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Skylar's life was simple and sweet, till one day a man turns her sweet life into a bitter and complicated world. She didn't want him, but he wanted her. She wanted to stay far away from him, but he wanted to be as close to her as possible.. Skylar knows what he is capable of and fears for her life. But she can't run...

The Music Box 2 (Five Nights At Freddy's 2)

*Must read Book 1 before this one!!* "W-why the music stop?" Water filled my eyes, as I tried to wipe them away.. It was dark in the present box and I could barely see Marionette's pale white face. I started to get scared, without the music I feel left alone in the dark and to be forever lost. Marionette put his lon...

Five Nights At Freddys: The Murders, The Bite and the New Job

1985, 5 children where reportedly missing Sarah Smith, Oliver Murphy, Bella McCormick, Haden King and Mike Schmidt. One of them returned the others never did and a resumed Dead. Mike was horrified to find out about his only friends deaths. Two years later, 1987, Mike is spending his 7th Birthday at Freddys, everything...

♔ Zodiac Signs ♔

|zodiac sign book ! | |daily posts ... | |tag your friends for me please ! | |leo myself ... | | cover made by Euphxnious, ty bb. |

Five Nights at Freddys *FANFIC*

**COMPLETED** Your typical fights nights at Freddys... Or is it? I thought these were possessed animatronics! Not possessed people! And why are a couple of them making out in the corner?!? RATED PG-13 Contains: Language Sexual Humor Sexual Themes Scary thangs ;o EatingTwizzlers©

Five Nights at Freddy's: Out With the Old [Book 2]

4 years have passed since FNAF: The Lost Souls. Mike now works at a new location of Freddy's. There are new animatronics who aren't as new as they say. They recognize Puppet as their master and Mike as their friend. But the old Animatronics know that something isn't right. The new animatronics seem to be plotting agai...

Weird things to do in public

Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!

PurpleMan's Daughter 3 (Five Nights At Freddy's)

***Must Read first book** At a very young age Violet knows she has been watched. She never knew by who, and always tried to push the feeling of being watch aside. But when she gets a mysterious note from her so called Grandaddy, saying how he is always watching her and he gave her a list of rules to follow..the feel...

The Music Box ( Five Nights At Freddy's 2)

"Why are you crying?" I asked the white masked monster.. He looked up at me, he had a wide permanent smile on his face, but he still had tears flowing out. It didn't make sense..why would someone smile when they are crying? "I'm scared.." The masked monster said, with tears still falling out of his black eyes.. "May I...