Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

Puns Against Pun Master.

If l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask you to "bus"t a move. All of my puns are original. Enjoy. And "plesios...

The Man (Puppet Boy Prequel)

Everybody has a tale of how they came to be - some tell the journey to strength, some tell the journey to happiness. Some happen to involve cruelty and torture. This is the story of the crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ PUPPET BOY PREQUEL created Nov. 30, 2015. IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you'r...

#YouPayForWhatYouPost

Lori, Miranda, and Tess were best friends since first grade. Thick as thieves. Then one tragic night, Miranda goes missing. The sleepy little town of Maplewood is beside themselves as months pass with no word of the missing girl. Life goes on though and Lora and Tess are determined to move on as well. But can they?

Puppet master

I'm a puppet. I look at you. You think I'm still? Think again. I may look plastic, but i still know you. Wanna play with me? Fun for me, but not for you. Wanna hand me to a little kid? I hope you know your horror facts. Think your prepared? I know you more than you know yourself.