The Twelve Inch Pianist (by dallon weekes, transcripted by me)
I transcribed dallon weekes "40 page adaptation of the 12 inch pianist joke" why do I do this to myself and people
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Jack Is In My Basement
jack is a fairy gof mothert and is also a struipeer and he lives under alexzes bed in his basement
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Pete Wentz + Broccoli
this is the best thing you're ever going to read so sit down and get ready for it ok man i love broccoli and pete wentz this is going to be the best thing ever omfg
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Fishy Love 🦐🐆🐬🐳🦑🐳🐳🐳🐋🦐🐠🐟🐡🐬🐟🐠🐳🐋🐠🐊🐡🐋🐳🐙🦀🦑🐳🦑🐡🐠🐟🐬🐋🐋
Geoff is a fish Awsten is a merman Otto is part fish Jawn is a transgender merman granddad who was once ariel
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Mama, We All Go To Hell
Pete and Brendon are twins in high school. Obviously fraternal. Yes, different in looks and very different in personality. Pete Wentz is the bad boy. Rugged clothes, tattoos, Late nights and bad grades. Brendon is his total opposite. Polite, professionally dressed, perfect grades and an honest christian boy. It's no m...
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Fabulous (Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco Oneshot)
"I am fabulous. I am the most fabulous person in this room," Brendon laughed, running his fingers through his hair. Pete shot up in his chair, and glared threateningly at him. "Excuse me?" he gasped, walking over to Brendon. "I believe I am the most fabulous person in this room." Andy just sat next to Joe, whispering...
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Straw Fic: A Panic! At The Disco Fanfiction
Straws have taken over the United States. They have kidnapped some humans to work as their slaves, and they have killed others. Brendon Urie has been kidnapped by the straws and now, it's up to him and some friends to save the world. Note: this is a 'safe' story. There are no suicides, self-harm, or eating disorders.
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Ur Gay? [Multiship] (A Gay, Emo Group Chat)
Gayrard Gay has created this group Gayrard Gay named the group 'A cult of gays.' Gayrard Gay added noods, fronkgayro, Alexgayscarf, Boner™, Flowerboytyjo, Sp00pyjim, pattycakes and gaydonurine. noods: wat ((( good vibes )))
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The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.
Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicke...
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The Year We Completely Lost It {MCR,Frerard,Petekey} *SLOW UPDATES* *HIATUS*
*somewhat based on the I'm Not Okay video* It's Gerard Way's senior year at Belleville Academy for him and his best friend Ray. After years of torment from his classmates, he can't wait for the year to be over. But when the two boys witness the new kid, Frank Iero being teased and shoved for being an anti social punk...
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How To Steal A Band
Three emo friends conspire to kidnap the members of Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At The Disco. However, after they kidnap the bands, their plan backfires in the worst way, resulting in chaos, tears, and one of the weirdest group therapy sessions of all time.
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Mean Bands (Bandom version of Mean Girls)
Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself...
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