Cheesy Pick Up Lines and Flattering Phrases

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Comebacks and Insults

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Delirious Minds (H2O Delirious X Reader)

You are just an ordinary girl. Until one day changes your whole life. Your life will become crazy, funny, thrilling, romantic, and packed with drama.

Just A Friend?

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best f...

50 Things To Do When You're Bored

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt t...

DIARY of A wimpy KID book 1

dairy of a wimpy kid

in summer time do people or guidents tells you to do things but you just decide to play video games? well me, I would just do different other things. sometimes when your mom or dad goes out of town or go shopping and you ask to come, and they tell you no because you have to stay home and do chores.when you are bored...

50 Shades of Grey

"If you're reading this... congratulations, you're alive and if that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is." - Chad Sugg, Monsters Under Your Head This story has many different point of views one is from Jenna a bullied teen with a problem of cutting herself who lives in a foster home with her sist...

Puppet Boy

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...

Diary of a wimpy kid

Hope you like it. -Johndo8947

It's Probably Haunted

{(Wattpad Featured Story)} It's kind of you to pick me up like this. Most people wouldn't take the time to do this sort of thing anymore. I sometimes feel like the world is getting smaller and smaller the more connected things become. That reminds me of a time in my life that nothing seemed to make sense and every ste...

Dox & Friends

Ever wondered what goes on in that large group of friends of Dox? let's Find out! (Some or even many are based on true events)

Diary of a wimpy kid book 1

By Taren Watkins I'll make a book two

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Lair of Beasts [Book I in the Curse Of Blood Saga]

When Aria's father sells her to a stranger from the north, she never expects to be cherished like a daughter. To live in a castle, showered with every luxury. Her sumptuous new life is every young girl's dream. But as Aria grows older she can no longer deny the mystery and strangeness of her beloved foster family. Es...

Goosebumps 2

Zach and Hannah thought they could live together forever in peace. Champ thought he could already go around with all the girl her wants in peace. R.L. Stine thought he could keep a secret then live in peace. But they can't. Invisible boy and Slappy gets their revenge. ... Sequel to "Goosebumps: The Movie". Just my ima...

Diary of the wimpy kid dog days

Firestorm: Descent

A world ravaged by war; humanity on the brink. A stranger comes from another time. Is he the saviour mankind has been waiting for... or something far darker? When an accident with an experimental Time Machine plunges David Tweed into another dimension, at first he thinks he got lucky. He's alive, and the world in whic...

Goosebumps

This book has some scary, creepy stories. Hope you enjoy. P.S - I am slowly making time to edit it.

Goosebumps 3 [#Wattys2016]

Zach and Hannah's life could never have gotten any better. A peaceful house in Madison overlooking the sea, stable jobs, and a few years of freedom from any monster. At least, they've experienced it. Fast forward to 5 years. Now they're 22, not 17, and definitely married. Slappy returns. *** RELEASE OF FIRST CHAPTER: ...

Spiderman x Deadpool (BxB)

"you know you got a pretty big mouth for a kid right?" he says leaning against the wall. I could tell he was smirking from under his nask. Idiot. "Well I wouldn't be Spiderman if I didn't" I say grinning back. He only pushes away from the wall and leans down close to my ear whispering "Good cause I like you Spiderman"

Abnormal Beyond

Here is a place of both psychological and supernatural Horrors. It's a place of uncanny resemblance to our own world, but the small gaps inside defy reality. In this short story collection, you'll get to take a deep, dark glimpse in those horrifying gaps and immerse yourself in the atmosphere. Among such stories are: ...

The Redlands [FEATURED]

In the Redlands, a field sown in demon blood, John Fontayne faces his own demons. A Faustian pact may lead him to the other side, but it will not protect him from the monsters that hunger for him. A gothic horror story set in the Australian outback. If you like this story, check out its companion, Releasing Sin. Com...