Sarcastic Quotes
Sarcasm Because beating the crap outta people is illegal Disclaimer:I do not own these quotes, they are from various sources on the internet
Sarcasm Because beating the crap outta people is illegal Disclaimer:I do not own these quotes, they are from various sources on the internet
*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her...
In a world where humans no longer existed and supernatural creatures roamed free, they were the strongest yet most feared, the fastest yet most rare and combination of them all. They were the Maestri. The government couldn't control them. They were free spirits who only cared for each other, themselves and pleasure.
******* Currently Editing CRAPPIE CHAPTER WARNING. THE REWRITTEN VERSION WILL BE OUT SOON. BETTER CHAPTERS WILL BE IN IT. THIS BOOK IS UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION!! FIRST BOOK I EVER WROTE SPELLING ERRORS MAY BE PRESENT ENJOY!! ******* She looked at me with so much hate yet there was something else. "How can I trus...
The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!
Will Stevan Arshavin ever sober up and settle down. A man-whore in all senses of the word Stevan Arshavin is an accomplished Architect married to a beautiful Painter for seven years. Often having wild flings with whatever had a vagina he found himself struck dumb when he is the the dumped at the end of the night by a...
This is just a collection of quotes that I made up and more. Please enjoy! ________ "The world is a magical place. Just use your imagination and the magic will become real"
Just imagine not believing in gods or goddess or even caring about that ancient Greek stuff then waking up one day on marble floors and eyeing a naked man in front of you. Lace Sparks found herself in this awkward position after going to bed one night but waking up the next morning in a mansion unaware of how and why...
Renée Edwards is a woman of ambition, one who always did things to the best of her ability but the only problem she had with life was being an accomplished virgin. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Ah...Shiiiit! Please just hurry up and fuck me." His lips let go of her clit to mumble prais...
Amu and Ikuto are the top werewolves in their pack but their hiding a secret. Growing up together, they keep each other under control. But what happens when their banished from their own pack? {mainly amuto but also other pairings; kaiya, tadeshiko, etc.]
Shanice is an average 17 year old brunette,born and raised in New York. She had everything she ever wanted amazing friends, a loyal boyfriend and an awesome life. But that all changes when her parents gets a promotion and has to live in New Orleans. She was proud of her parents but she was sad to leave everything behi...
Live fast. Die young. Bad girls do it well. The Good,The Bad and The Wanted. ••••••••••••••••••••• Alexia Moore is a young woman who lives a dangerous life and goes by her own rules. She is also on the run from her father,who is the ruthless leader of the Italian Mafia. David Romero wants revenge on Alexia's father f...
CHECK jenny1011hope FOR BOOKS 2 & 3 UNDER CONSTRUCTION ******** One Curse. One kiss is the only thing that can save him. Indie Stone was brought into a world of Gods after reading a strange book and into the waiting arms of Hades, the God of death. If Indie thought that being trapped in hell was bad enough she's in f...
[This is a spin-off of The DILF but can be read as a stand-alone] [The story you are about to read is intended for readers age 18+ due to its sexual content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.] There was nothing Ophelia wanted better than to gouge Nikolai's l...
Continuances of rated R scenes from several of my stories that were taken out of the original books to appeal to a broader audience. These chapters are for a mature audience only as they deal mostly in sex.