Dred rants about shit

Just my rants over the topics I choose.

Funny dirty jokes

A funny dirty joke book

Jack & Emily

This is the 2nd book too "Killer in the poster" and this book is about Emily & Jack having a baby and Then Emily gets kidnapped and her friends and her husband have to find her

50 Things To Do When You're Bored

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt t...

1000 Funny Jokes

!! COMPLETED !! BOOK 2 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman tumblr: we-ah-foive-secuhnds-of-summah

p.s. im bored

Read this if your bored...but with Wattpad in your hands I'm afraid that will never happen...

Wattpad's Dirty Little Secrets

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family...

A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Growing up (MWL's sequel)✔️

"I want to grow up" Did you say it when you were a kid? I know I did. Have you regretted growing up at some point in your life? Have you wished you could be a careless child once again? I know you have. Everyone has. The more you grow the bigger the challenges, the obstacles, the pain. Life gets serious. You get seri...

Green Day Jr.

Joey Armstrong is the son of Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer of Green Day. He's had an easy life, but now he's in high school, he'll figure out that maybe having a famous dad doesn't make him that different after all.

HanMan's: Boring Classes

A short story/poetry series about a kid enduring one of those "Boring Classes" that are slow and dull. But then, they quickly end in insane & hilarious twists!

Emily's Army Fan Fiction- West Coast

The Rant Book.

Okay, let's get this straight. This is probably incredibly offensive to loads of religious followers, rednecks and homophobics. Okay? Okay. So don't come wittering nonsense at me, as they say in Italian "A man who has been warned is half saved." because then it's your own choice whether to be offended or not...

The Killer in the poster

Hundreds and hungreds for years ago, there was this crazy, evil lady. No one knows her name. She goes around and kills people. Poor, sweet people. This lady was so bad, that they put her in a poster. (somehow. don't know they did it)

Fourteen and Pregnant

I was a normal girl. I had wonderful friends, a loving, caring boyfriend and great parents that would do anything and give anything just so I would be happy and healthy. But, the summer after my freshman year of high school, I made a huge mistake while at my boyfriend, John's, house. I am now fourteen and pregnant. (T...

Project Fat Suit

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Horror Games

Play these games at your own risk... ((Attention Readers. These games are for an interesting read and do not do these games because nothing will happen besides you wasting your time or you getting yourself and others injured or killed. If you actually attempt these games I am not responsable for yourself and others we...

Every Fanfic *EDITED*

A compilation of all the things you can find in every one direction fan fiction.

BG:TWBBAW (on hold) :(

This story is for all you band folks. Its a lil like romeo and juliet only band version. Brass against woodwinds. they have been fighting about who does what and who gets wat. Will they ever agree on anything? especially when the big UIL (Big grade and a lil compition between bands) coming up? PLUS with all the oth...

No Matter What Happens-A Clato Story (Slow updating on this story, it will contiue though)

What happens when you have been friends with someone for a while and you love in a bigger way? What happens when you're asked to go on a date? What happens when you're both picked to be taken into a death trap where 24 go in and 1 comes out? Does love survive? Will others get in the way of love? Read more to find out!

Savior

A multi chaptered Bike, I know I'm shocked as well. When Billie saw the new guy at school that day, he knew he was a dead man (or boy?).

The (Unofficial) Wattpad Writer's Manual

The "unofficial" manual that will help you write better! These are the basic tricks that I use when creating my own stories, with insider tips based on the different things I have observed while attempting to read other works. A short, unbiased collection of chapters that highlight how you can instantly make your stor...

Funny and interesting stuff

This is stuff I think is funny, intersting, or something i feel very strongly about. Please don't take offence. I'm not a mean person. If any thing does offend you, tell me, I'll change it. Some things may be mispelled and will be fix as soon as Lindy reads it!! Please read, you should laugh, and if you like/love JB...

Guys advice for girls

Hay guys me and my friends wanted to make an advice book for girls about guys and stuff so here it is so comment and vote and tell my what answer was your favorite one and I'm still taking questions so PM me and I will answer them in this book thanks guys

he wont give me gum!

about a boy who wouldnt give me gum.

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Worst story on wattpad

This story is very cliché!!!! Plus its weird af

Spreading the Funny

Do you want to laugh? Do you? You know you want to, don't you. Come on, don't be afraid---- Just read me>>>>>

Depressed singers convo

Is this love real? (A Clato Story)

What if Cato and Clove survived the Hunger Games, instead of Katniss and Peeta? Would it be very different? Yes, it would. At least, for Cato and Clove, it'd be very different. They need to confess their love for each other, but at the same time, they don't want to risk the friendship they have.