Funny quotes

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The United Order

Lunar Eclipse, a normal girl with a normal life. Yet that's not what she wanted. She wanted adventure, and color to her boredom. Alex Charms, a closed boy. Being the son of a Navy, he was trained a soldier. With trust issues and walls to hide his emotions, all he has is family and only friend, Lexi. Lexi Phoenix, a se...

Hilarious Texts

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**