Disclaimer: I do not own the picture on the cover nor Transformers Prime. I only own my oc's and I'm also aware that there is some stories with the similar name. Well sometimes this is all I could think of. What if Megatron had a sparkling, that's what I asked myself well I decided to write a fanfic about this. His wife died and he and his kid be going through a tough time with these auto bots for real.

Bloopers and spoofs from Transformers and the Transformers Prime series! TO ALL FELLOW LUVERS OF TRANSFORMERS!

Exactly what the title sounds like! Have a quote? Submit it in the submissions chapter, now in the second book! Otherwise, have fun reading!

More quotes to bring more joy and humor into your life. Have a quote? Submit it in the submissions chapter! Cover art made by BrookRiver on DeviantArt

The third and probably not final installment to the series! Have a quote! Read the submissions chapter! Enjoy! Cover art was found on Tumblr and saved to my computer a while ago. I don't know who made it. If you're the artist and have a problem with it, pm me.

After a GroundBridge malfunction, the kids find themselves warped to another dimension, where everything is switched for them. They find that the Decepticons are on their side and that their Autobot guardians wouldn't think twice about harming them. Meanwhile, the kids from the SG universe are warped into the dimension we all know of, where they find that the Autobots are on their side and that their Decepticon guardians wouldn't think twice about harming them. Soon, trouble brews when the Decepticons and Shattered Glass Autobots find out about these alternate realities. With Megatron and SG Optimus working together, what kind of havoc will surface? What sacrifices will be made? What trust will be broken? And, maybe the most important question, who will emerge victoriously? The fate of the Earth depends on the answer. *** PUBLISHED: October 12, 2016 COMPLETED: July 22, 2018 Cover by Bumblemus_Prime

Just a bunch of random bloopers to hopefully make you laugh. There are some oneshots I have put in with OC's of mine and the reader because why not? The characters do not belong to me nor do the photos. Except my OC's.

Soundwave needs a distraction from the frustrating and dull day to day. An unexpected new pet might be the solution to more than one issue.// Slowburn. I am planning on romance in later chapters but don't expect it for a while. Slow as fuck in uploads cause its me. This is how I am. I'm awful.

This is actually going to be the first time that I will make myself one of the main characters in this story. I hope you guys enjoy it. Description: I moved all the way from Elk Grove, California to Jasper, Nevada to start a new life of my own. I was living on a ranch in Jasper with my horse and best friend Speedy (totally made that up even though I wish I did have a horse of my own) and my dog Shakespeare. I thought that everything was going to be alright and that I was going to continue to live a normal life. Boy was I wrong about that. A mean looking robot was trying to attack me 'till I saw a blue and red robot come to save me. Read on to find out what happens in "Transformers Prime: The Prime and The Girl."

The Third-In-Command of the Nemesis ship is known for his commitment to the vow of silence-- a vow he took for Cybertronians to know he was not like the other Council members; that he was not all-talk. He is silent, but has more voice compared to the other Decepticons; he is idle, yet his frame screams power-- that much, bots and cons alike can understand. Soundwave proved that his actions speak louder than his words. And then there was you: a talkative human, often spouting words that contradicts her own actions; saying things that are parallel to them. Or perhaps, it's not that you speak the opposite of your intentions but you often misunderstand what you want. If (Y/n)(L/n) can't understand herself, then of course, nobody could. And then, the two opposites meet-- each distinct feature contradicting the other. One was an ancient Cybertronian, and another was a young human. One was silent, the other has words to say. One has forgotten how to feel, while the other wishes she cannot feel. Be as contrasting as they may, both share a common characteristic; one they can share a mutual bond with: both are not normal in their own worlds. The two lack humanity. And like how they're different, the same applies to their way of minds. They both have different depictions for the term "humanity".