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  • The Observations of Patrick Kraker.
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    I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of cou...

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  • The Irony of Being a Hero
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    Felix Welter is a superhero. In the safest, most normal town in America. Did someone say 'be yourself'?

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  • The Misadventures of Owen Bonner
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    ❝I swear, people are the cause of cancer.❞

  • whatever, forever
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    This is a story full of journal entries about a boy, no--MAN, with an overactive imagination, unrelenting sarcasm, and very little interest in his history class. This is also a story full of constructive and not-so constructive comments by the tired man who's forced to grade them.

  • Worst Fanfictions On Wattpad
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    I'm doing a series of these to protest cliches of the fanfictions on Wattpad. These fanfictions may include: PERCY JACKSON HARRY POTTER KANE CHRONICLES SUPERWHOLOCK MERLIN THE LIBRARIANS OTP ONESHOTS MORTAL INSTRUMENTS AND LEVERAGE So come on down for crossovers and lots of laughter. Credit to: arcticstar who first ca...

  • 135 Random Things to Do in Public
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    WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm mo...

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  • Diary of a Flappy Bird | ✔️
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    i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

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  • A Dead Conversation
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    ⇝Featured on Wattpad @humor profile⇜ Death is stuck in an odd conversation with its latest reap from Earth, and Death is not backing down. Cover by @wannabea-

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  • Fairy Tale My A$$
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    ♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
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    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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