Epic collections of LOL's

Just a bunch of jokes and random funny stuff i found over the years. Enjoy ^.^

The Descendants - A Wattys Award Winner!

❇️ 2018 WATTYS WINNER! The Originals category ❇️ - "The Breakfast Club" meets "Nancy Drew" in this most unusual YA Mystery. SUMMARY: Five high school students, with little in common other than being descendants of the town founders, are forced to work on a history project together. But when their history project unco...

~The Good Girl's Bad Boys One Shots :)~

Dedicated to the wonderful and awesome author: @Rubixcube89201.

The Nerd Is A Player ✔

When Tia Frederick, "Miss Player" and Alex Frederick, her older brother move to Australia. Tia starts a new chapter in her life, as a student, at St. Jude's College. Tia, in two words, is - simply perfect. Thus, a string of broken hearts, at the heels of Miss Player. At Tia's College, her first step is to - ● Win he...

The Fall Of A Drama Queen

Emerald did not want anything to do with Harry Allen again. He broke her heart when she was young. But, when he offered her to make a crown for the Queen of England, she immediately accepted. The Queen's crown would be the highlight in her first jewellery exhibit. But things did not turn out according to her plan. Her...

IQ Questions

TEST HOW SMART YOU REALLY ARE!!!! FYI: NOT OFFICAL IQ TEST JUST SOME FUN "QUIZZES" AS PEOPLE CALL THEM!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

TGGBB2 FanFiction Book 1

I love the TGGBB series made by Rubixcube89201, so I decided to make little fanfictions about the story. This is obviously my first time making a short stop like this so don't hate if I get something wrong. *Note: I do not own the cover of this story, all credits go to the owner. ALSO- Do not read unless you have read...

Big Boned

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION Can she be herself in a one-size-fits-all world? Lori Palmer is the new girl at Bay Water High, where students prize glossy hair, beach bodies, and school spirit above all else. She misses her old school―where her talent as an artist carried more weight than she does―and longs for her old family...

The Bad Boy's Rules (Sample)

Fiction Awards 2018 Winner in Best Teen Fiction Story, Best Humour Story & Best Wattpad book turned published! Book 1 in the Rules series. Available on Amazon. Ranked #1 in Teen Fiction & Completed on 05/11/2017 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ''Whatever you're thinking of doing right now. It's not a good idea,'' I hardly said...

Dirty Little Secret || h.s

*WARNING This story is very graphic and sexual reader discretion is advised* ''Remember when I said those feeling I had for you were gone?'' Harry whispered into my ear his lips brushing against my neck. ''Y-Yeah'' I whispered. ''I lied'' He says before turning me around and forcefully kissing me. It shocked me at fir...

Loving My Bully [Finished]

Bullied and abused for the majority of her life, Lacy White thinks nothing will ever get better. When her bully finds out about the abuse, he comes to her rescue. Or so she thinks. ©2013

Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...

Damaged (Bullied Series #3) (SAMPLE)

***Please note that this book has been taken down because it's been published and only the sample chapters of the published version are available on Wattpad. You can find the links to both ebook and paperback in my bio. ***This is the sequel to Bullied and Pained, and it can't be read as a stand-alone. *This blurb co...

Pained (Bullied Series #2) (SAMPLE)

***Please note that this book has been taken down because it's been published, and you can see only the sample chapters of the published version. **This is Bullied's sequel, and it can't be read as a stand-alone. *This blurb contains spoilers, so it is advised not to read it unless you read Bullied first. ...

Zodiac High

As fall comes again and summer ends, school becomes inevitable. Once again, twelve students return for their sophomore year at Zodiac High, a selective school for the smartest and most advanced teens. Our favorite twelve embark on the adventure of a lifetime. While mythological monsters return, the twelve have all gro...

Bite Me

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with he...

Funny Jokes and Comebacks

*WARNING* This book will either make you want to bash your head on a table or knee slap :) Read if you're sad, mad, happy, pissed, tired, bored, curious or feeling anything in general, (and if you're like me and don't have a soul, still read). P.S If you don't read, you'll make the cute dog on the cover sad. You do...

How to get to #1 on Wattpad - Hints and Tips

I managed to get to #1 on Wattpad for Fantasy as well as Adventure in a month and a half. After four months, I had 1 Million reads and a year later I had 5 million. I worked really hard and have been very lucky, but I'm sure that following these simple rules helped a lot!

The Global Awards 2018

🌟PCA VOTING : 15th June - 20th June. 🌟RESULTS : 25th June.

Bullied (Bullied Series #1) (SAMPLE)

***Please note that this book has been taken down because it's been published, and you can see only the sample chapters of the published version. You can find the links to both ebook and paperback in my profile bio. ------------- I have always been bullied and trapped in darkness. I hoped life would get better when...

Where It All Began

A story of four characters who try and accomplish their destinies by destroying an evil king in their Kingdom, Eleusis. Will they ever come to stop evil in their world? Find out!

Bad Apple [Twilight Fan Fiction]

In this retelling of the story Twilight, everything has changed. On Bella's first day, Edward manages to change his biology class which causes Mike Newton yo become Bella's new lab partner. They begin to date, sparks fly, until several months later, Mike changes. Set in the time frame of New Moon, Bella is now in an...

Menacingly✔️

"Your problem is that your heart is too big, it leaves you vulnerable and makes you weak." He spoke in such certainty that it brought tears to my eyes, because it was the truth. I was vulnerable and delicate, I was weak and let my guard down too much. "You put your heart on your sleeve. You are oblivious to evil and p...

Captain Styles *UNEDITED VERSION*

***THIS IS THE FIRST, UNEDITED VERSION OF THIS BOOK. THERE IS AN OFFICIAL COPY BEING PROFESSIONALLY EDITED. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ALL INACCURACIES, MISTAKES, AND ALL THOSE. THANK YOU.*** Witty, charming and handsome. Captain Harry Styles ruled the seas as one of the most feared pirates of all time. He raided towns and vill...

The Girl In Black

Nova can't escape the rich town of Riverside, where a tragedy follows her every step, but she can work to uncover who's been lying to her all these years. ***** When seventeen-year-old Nova Nightingale returns to her late mother's hometown the last...

That Nerd

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is s...

Hating The Player

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction and #5 in Romance || Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school. She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even w...

Cupid's Contract

Eve has accidentally entered into a love contract with Cupid. She has to find her soulmate, or be his slave forever. If that wasn't hard enough, she has a new boss, a mental mom and a mean girl colleague. What's a girl to do?

The Vampire Next Door

He had spent centuries with only himself for company, he fed, tortured and killed that was his life and he liked it that way, until she came along and stirred something in him, something he couldn't and wouldn't accept. “If I were you I’d keep that stake sharp. Don’t expect anymore visits like this, next time I come I...