Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)
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My name is Rose Weasley, everyone knows my parents, you know. The best friends of Harry Potter, the boy who lived; the boy who killed our oh beloved Voldermort, know as the golden trio. So everyone was my friend, except one person; Scorpius Malfoy. I hated him until the day he kissed me, but let’s start at the beginni...
When Rose Weasley starts at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, she be-friends the last person she would have expected. Scorpius Malfoy, son of Draco Malfoy, ex-death eater and her fathers worst enemy. As they enter their third year, Rose realises she has fallen in love with charming Scorpius, but will he ever...
Rose Weasley is a sixth year with a bit of a problem. And it's not her red hair that attracts people's attention from a mile away. And it's also not her irritating cousins James and Fred- how do Ginny and Angelina manage anyway? Alright, so Rose Weasley has quite a few problems. But unfortunately for her, the biggest...
