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  • Lemmy (Leafy x Femmy)
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    Leafy was walkign don the park wen he saw the most prettiest girl evr "Excuse me miss, may I help you with your purse?" "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER? but luckily I'm an independent women so fuck off, I don't need no men!" Leafy dat night cryd himself to sweep, he needed dat gurl. - I fucking hate myself

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  • Obama High School Host Club
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    The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- H...

  • The Dank Bible
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    I will talk about... -mainly how complete and udderly fucking retarded my lousy excuse for a school that I get in trouble for basically fucking breathing -more school raging -ma life -my every day struggle And much more exciting content! And remember... ...keep calm and leviosaaaaaaa

  • Bill Nye Gets Crusty
    492 9 1

    I wrote this when I was in 5th grade, and there are no spaces after the commas and periods. You have been warned. Keeping this up unedited solely for the goofs.

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  • INTENSE DESTIEL SMUT
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    Hide your kids, hide your dog, hide your toothbrush, because what you are about to read will astound you beyond belief. |NSFW| You have been warned.