"What do you mean I'm stuck with the seven deadly sins? I'm a saint!" "You've been about seven minutes in hell and have managed to insult eight people already, Jasmina." "Fuck off, wannabe Satan."
Beckett is alone on Valentine's Day, having been stood up by his date. He sulks over his beer, thoroughly scorned, until Oren appears. A romance is born. ⚠️Content warning: Alcohol use. Take care xx
Highest ranking: #26 in Science Fiction ; Felix wants to be a Guardian. A boy with a strange brain and a stranger heart, he has one week to prove himself worthy of protecting those he loves from the creatures that roam around Sector-33, all the while battling the demons inside his head and the confusion o...
In which a dancing, rapping white boy meets Brooklyn born Vinny Vitale and realizes, hey. I may be gay. A short story.
"Hayley, I've been calling you for the past fifteen minutes. Why didn't you answer?" "Because I'm not Hayley...?" "Oh." "..." "Then who is this?" "Delilah." "Well hello Delilah." #16 In Short Story 5/10/17 #2 in anti bullying 9/5/18 :) *old story*
"It's not like you could do anything about Milo." "Who says I can't? I'm Batman. Give the signal and I'll fucking be there." A boy with a unique Batman obsession converses with a smart mouthed girl who has a thing for superheroes. + #10 in Short Story (dialogue category) *old story*
"Can you even say a sentence without the word 'fuck'?" "Those are the sentences that don't fucking matter in life." © by Kaylee B (YoungAuthor531) 2015. All rights reserved. read tags for trigger warnings #1 in homophobia (this makes me cackle bruh), noticed 4/21/19
PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their righ...
North Sinclair never expected to ever talk to the cocky Jude Griffin, let alone run into him in a coffee shop on the other side of town. Jude Griffin never expected to want to see more of the hazel eyed boy, let alone go on a hunt to find out his name. They both never expected to kiss, but that's life for you, always...
Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez
The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!
"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Frie...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
So what do you do when a deliciously handsome guy breaks into your apartment on Christmas Eve wearing a Santa hat? Some might call the police or maybe scream. Or you could do what Evangeline does, which include the following: 1, point a water gun at him. 2, agree about the ugliness of small, pink tree with kitten o...
Meet Seraphina Morgan. A 17 year old ballerina who gets into fist fights a lot. After she gets expelled from her fifth school this month, her mother ships her out to her father and two older brothers. Follow the young teen on a thrill filled journey and one heck of a performance. "Oh and just for the record, being the...
[Highest Ranking #4 in short story] Valerie was just cleaning up after her usual shift. Soon, she would go home and relax. Tyler had an emergency. He had to get chocolate pastries for his little sister if he wanted to escape her wrath. But he had again forgotten about it. And so he came inside the café, even after the...
Legit "For Chase, somewhere between fighting back and giving up, along came Levi." WARNING: Loads of swearing. Not edited. Copyright by Namukotak.
I lied. I betrayed. And now I was about to kill. Falling for the enemy is never a pretty story. But what do you do when you're the enemy and the one you fall for is a hero?
1 night shift worker + 1 insomniac + 1 accidental call = an unlikely friendship
"But that's what you love about me, my dirty side, eh?" "Please remove your mouth from my ear before I place my fist on top of your jaw in a very fast motion." "Ooh, kinky. I didn't know you like it fast, ay Jordan?" "..." "You see what I mean when I said I'm the type of boy that will make any girl speechless." "What...
"Hello" "Hey." "Umm, so do you want some ice cream?" "Why else would I call an ice cream shop in the middle of a summer day when it is broiling hot and reaching record highs in the temperature department?" "Good point, so what do you want?" "Mint chocolate chip. My favorite! By the way, you have a very deep voice."...
A dentist has finished his finest creation: rotten, disgusting dentures. And his patients will never be the same. A winner of Wattpad's 500 word "No Pearly-whites Here" fright contest! Thanks to everyone who supported us. Word Count: 513
A woman wakes up face-down on the ground. Who is she? What happened to her? Why can't she remember? And what is all this blood?
Todd just wanted to kick back, eat some Chinese food, and watch TV. But everything changed when he gets the worst case of food poisoning in his life... Don't eat before you read it. You've been warned.
