A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Elevator

NEWSPAPER REPORT 27 YEAR OLD GIRL GONE MISSING IN SMALL ELEVATOR LOCATED IN AURORA SUSPICIOUS DEATH *NOT* CONCLUDED AS A MURDER YET ANY WITNESSES, ANY INFORMATION, OR ANYTHING ON THIS CASE, CONTACT THE FBI OR 911 IMMEDIATELY.

Kidnapped

**UNDER CONSTRUCTION - This was written in 7th grade and I'm now graduated from high school with a few college credits under my belt. I'm fixing all of it.** A shiver raced down my spine and the air thickened. The other end of the alleyway wasn't far, but it didn't seem to be coming closer no matter how fast I walked...

Saving Riley

Riley Donavon has wanted nothing more than a new start from the time she was twelve years old, when her step father started to abuse her. When Riley finally manages to escape she finds that the outside world isn't as loving as she hoped it would be. Bounced from foster home to foster home, Riley starts to believe that...

Kidnapped: Book 1 1/2

9 months after the worst weeks of her life Isabella James has a baby boy, Jack. The baby's father... Mark Young the man who raped her. To make matters worse Izzy's boyfriend, Jace, has moved to California and hasn't spoken to Izzy since. Now Izzy is left to deal with the damage that both men left her. To top it all of...

Kidnapped Books 1&2&3 (Watty Awards)

Book 1: Izzy lives a normal live in her hometown of Trenton. She has a great boyfriend, Jace, and a some what normal family. Her life is about to change with the introduction of a man named Mark. Book 2: Years after Izzy's tramatizing kidnapping her world finally seems to begin to click into place, but of course that'...

Scary Stories

{Original One Shot's} ✓ Some Nightmares, Some Real Horror - All Scary. Some Short, Some Long - Yet You Want To Read It Over And Over. Are You Scared Yet? No? You Will Be......