Funny Texts and Jokes
Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.
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Those Darn Sexy Kidnappers
Cassie Claire was in for quite the pickle. She and her bevy of BFFs decide to go to the store one morning, but little did she know that she was about to meet one sexy, sexy man. Like in a romance movie, they locked eyes, and the whole world came to a screeching halt. What happened next wasn't as similar to a romance...
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Bad Boy's Game
He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn'...
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Funny texts
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
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My Short Scary Stories
These are some of my short scary stories that I wrote. so turn off the lights and look under your bed, because you never know whats under there. And enjoy:)
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A Mermaid's Kiss | OLD VERSION
I loved her, even if she never knew my name. She was my Ariel, and I know I am her Eric. No matter what she says. #1 in short story on 02/07/18 This beautiful cover was a gift from @Kmbell92! If you somehow haven't yet, please check her out!
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Anime Pick Up Lines
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*
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