Bad Puns

This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)

Silent Love

Hey Everyone this a poem its about a girl who falls in love with her neighbour who is a very cute boy but she never expresses it to him he was just her friend and she is her silent lover

Underswap Papyrus x reader

{Insert random description}Well,I've got nothing :P

My Fake Boyfriend

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "r...

The Gangleaders Sister

"H-how did you do that?" "I'm the gangleaders sister, who the fuck do you think I am?" ------- #86 in Teenfiction- Second Of January, 2017 #33 in Humor- Twentyfirst Of March, 2017

The Girl Who Played With the Dragon Tattoo's Nest

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Gi...

Nerd Gone Bad (Complete)

Brooklyn Banks is a nerd. Ever since she was in middle school and junior high, she's been mocked and teased about how she dresses and how she's so smart. It wasn't too bad until Remy Fox showed up. Since then, Remy has been playing pranks on her and embarrassing her to the extreme. One day, Remy does something so bad...

Comebacks

Do you ever come across stupid people? Or maybe people you hate? We all do every once in a while. But there is always a way around these stupid people, and the ones you hate, when they're being idiots. That being COMEBACKS! In this book, you're sure to find comebacks that can work in a lot of different situations. Jus...

Diary of a Flappy Bird | ✔️

i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

The Bad Boy Inside the Chicken Suit ✔ [BOOK 1]

I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

How to Fall in Love ✔

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on a...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

Dorm Room 210 [Original]

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as...

Levi x rebel reader 《Rebellion》 ! UNDERGOING HEAVY EDITING!

It's 1740, the titans have taken over the world outside the walls but that's not our only problem. Zombies started to rule wall maria and are invading wall Rose. Where am I in all of this? I'm living outside the walls because I was exilled by the king. But the king's dead now and humanities biggest asshole drags me ba...

In Your Head

Life is not, I repeat not a fairy tail. There is no beautiful princesses and no handsome princes. There is no Knight in shining Armour on a pure white stallion saving the damsel in distress. Nothing like that. And there is absolutely, positively no time, to fall in love in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. This is m...

A Ghoul And A Titan

It all started between the fight of Kaneki and Amon, fighting along with their quinque and kagune. As the fight goes on, a black hole suddenly appear between the two, sucking them both in the dark abyss as they both drift off to a dreamless sleep. Opening their eyes, they found themselves in front of a huge giant, smi...

Always There

Warning: If you have not seen Levi's OVA this contains spoilers. Levi Ackerman? Yeah I know him, as well as him knowing me. You see, Levi and I didn't exactly grow up together, but we both grew up in the underground, staying out of each other's way. Levi did the bad things to help people, I tried to do the good things...

Twins in Times of War (attackontitan)

Rose and Willow Nowa, better known as the Red Foxes of the Night. Those are the names two Underground thugs are blessed with. They lived on the streets of Shiganshina and Underground. After their brother was born, their mother passed away. From that moment, it's just the three of them. When their brother gets eaten by...

Beside You

The zombie apocalypse has finally come. No one is prepared. Nor will they ever be prepared. They will all die. But there are special people who have a special ability...

Futuristic Reality | Rookie!Levi x Reader ✓

Modern!AOT au 。。。。 《A lone rose among the thorns》 。。。。 Her alias was Rose due to her beauty and grace. But every rose has thorns. And that's exactly what she has. (Y/n) (l/n) has an extraordinary secret that only a few know of. She longed for a normal life; where she would be loved and pampered. But she was thrown i...

Armin's birthday

Sorry if I can't spell well P.S I am so Sorry for not updating in soooooooo long but I will update sooon.

Hugs

Don't ever forget me | a hannie fanfic

This is a story about how annie hayden fell in love they get so happy together then somthing very big happens read this to find out what happened

Cold Hard Hugs

A young man and a young woman share a house. She is a living-machine. He is not. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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100 Ways to annoy your teacher

Again, PinkAura is back with ways to annoy your teacher this time. Enjoy!

The Awesome Book Of Puns

Read the title. You don't need a description. People these days . . .

Corruption (OLD)

You died. Again. But, when you woke up... You were back at the beginning. You didn't reset... but something was off. Flowey seemed skittish, frightened even. He was KIND. The people you knew, you once held dear... CHANGED. The entire underground was different... Dark. Nobody seemed to recognize you, but a part of them...