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  • Hating Archer [WATTY'S 2017]
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    Tris moved into Hemmington with her family a few days ago. Nervous about starting school again, she keeps calling her friend from New York, rambling about how nervous, yet excited she was about her new home and town. Tris wasn't really a shy girl. In fact, she was quite forward to everything and sometimes her bad habi...

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  • Killed by Cancer
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    Alexa was just your typical teenager. She was popular, funny, kind and everyone loved her. Her personality made her friends with pretty much everyone. She was happy and life was going just the right way. Alexa then started to have sharp pains in her chest and had difficulty breathing at times but it was nothing, righ...

  • Im back b!tches, for good
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    "You cant stay away from me" he whispered in my ear, sending shivers down my spine. I turned and smirked "Who said I cant?" "You want me!" he growled making goose bumps rise on my skin but keeping a poker face "Hayden, you're just a stupid player. Who is my brothers best friend, get over yourself" I shoved him with my...

  • Sexual Jokes
    26K 415 5

    These are original sexual jokes by me and my friends.

  • Fucked Up Jokes
    1.7M 63.5K 370

    These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3

  • A Weirdos Guide To Swag
    9.9M 357K 231

    A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

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  • A Bet With The Devils
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    Highest-ranking in Humor; #1 "They all eventually end up falling" Alex adds and I smirk. "Not me" "Are you saying you're not going to fall for any of us?" Josh joins. "Yes" "We should make this interesting" Vinny talks "if you fall for one of us, we bang you" After her parents sent her out of state to finish her...

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  • Puppet Boy
    3.9M 182K 17

    "My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...

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  • Insane Forever
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    "I know what u did in the past, I know what u are . You're crazy, so am I, so what if I'm crazy, the best people are".

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