Fatasseo and Jewliet
*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.
*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.
Enter Stan Marsh, a regular guy living a regular life in a regular town. There's nothing particularly special about him at all, and you might even go as far as to say he's a pretty boring guy. You'd think that no one would pay him the least bit of their attention, right? Put into different circumstances, they probably...