2021

Some poems I wrote in 2021 when I was just unsure of what the hell to even do with my life.

Unwilled, and Other Poems

This is a strange mix of poems. Some are about depression, gender identity, mythology, Communism, and there's even a few inspired by religious texts. The only poetry collection that has Ingmar Bergman, Buddhism and Ivan the Terrible in it. If there's another one, they clearly copied me.

Star Wars: The Deadly Virus

A parody of Star Wars fan-fictions. There is a great disturbance in the food supply. Millions of starships all over the galaxy have been poisoned. The only man who can stop them is Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi and his apprentice Jar Jar Binks. However, there is a dark secret that his apprentice isn't telling him...

Nothing is Wrong if Everything is Wrong: Poems

Another collection of poems. Some about relationships, some about depression and anxiety. Most of them are based on real stuff.

Scenes from Movies and Films: A Poetry Collection

This was an experiment I wanted to do. I watched a bunch of random movies, took ideas from them and real-life experiences of my own to make free verse poems out of them. I'll let you guess what's real and what's made up. There are quotes that I took from movies, songs and books, and tried making my own. So this is a b...

Unused Lyrics and Absurdity

Another collection of poems and unused song lyrics. The earliest ones date back to 2015 and 2016. A lot of them are complete absurdity. Like the title says. I decided to include a few poems from a poetry project back in high school, because I heard that my English teacher passed away.

More of This Shit Again

More poems. Mostly free verse. Topics include: relationships, depression, absurdism, life, death and other themes.

More Poetry for Nonsense Techniques

Here's a few more poems that I wrote for a Creative Writing class in my Freshman year of college. Some of them aren't the best, but there's some interesting stuff here.

The Blue People and Other Utter Nonsense

Famous rock stars back from the dead and teaching college courses? We got it! An assassin trying to kill his rival? We got it! A journalist investigating some strange cult and finding something far scarier than he could have ever expected? We got it and more! Join us as we delve into the strange satirical world of Sta...

A Farewell to Logic: A Play in One Act

(I fixed some of the formatting on this.) Two students are almost flunked out of school by their crazy Dean. He gives them one last chance to prove themselves, by having them write an essay on Ernest Hemingway. Not knowing what to do, they decide to contact Ernest Hemingway, despite the fact he's been dead for more th...

The Dangerous Exploits of Escobar and his Underground Jaguars

Poems of multiple styles. Includes themes involving criticism of politics, dark and absurd humour, and uplifting free verses. If you are easily offended, you have come to the right place.