Absurdism Stories

In "Attack of the German Dogs," this extraordinary trilogy follows the gas induced adventure of young Adolf and Jamahl as they embark on a quest to buy three G...

A collection of unvalidated opinions, observations, and depravities from someone who knows everything about nothing.

"Your sign here!" reads a frowning man through frowning eyes, not sullen so much as absentminded. ...

Arlene, the granddaughter of once influential Existential Marxist public figure Bellerose Middleton discovers a collection of papers and two thick leather diaries both w...

Ok, fine. I might have embellished a little. It didn't occur in front of a 7/11, it was a 24 hour Star Market. But the rest is true. (Artwork by Tyler Garcia @stormclo...

Vignettes, non-sequiturs and reveries from another dimension.

Not your average, run of the mill restaurant

Regular pretentious writing; features my execution of a character succumbing to the annoying strings of reality's simulation. In turn, an attempt to break the 4th wall c...

Alex thinks that in the grand scheme of things, somewhere, something matters. Finding out meant tough luck, so why even bother?

There is [ZERO/NULL/NO] story here. Just you and me, and I have something to [TELL/RELAY/BESEECH] you. I need you to [UNDERSTAND/PROCESS/ASSIMILATE] this. Please, do no...

An absurdist adventure full of hidden meaning

A destructible story of a man from New York in 1990 looking for meaning after the death of his dog, accepting life and its horrors, savoring every particle of its events...

A dashing young man can't quite decide what to get his lady love for Valentine's Day. What should he do? A collection of odd tales.

"Remember you have to die. You have to, or Life will all be for naught." One night a while ago i sat thinking about Death, in the least morbid way possible. Th...