Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS ABOMINATION, I ONLY WROTE WHAT I THOUGHT IN PARENTHESIS OR WHATEVER, I DID NOT WRITE STARKITS PROPHECY. IT WAS BY THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR, WHOM I DO NOT KNOW. #1 in 'starkit' somehow
I basically shit on a fanfiction that was probably written as a joke because I'm a big baby
DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'...
It's hard not to give up when there's nothing to fight for anymore...
New to the warriors and have a wattpad account? Or just wanna know about herbs and other things for you warrior fan fiction? Well reader I got some great news for you! The best history and facts here for ya! May Star Clan light your path. All credit goes to warriors wiki page for information
Generate a Warrior Cat name (duh) TBH I ran out of ideas for this so... Tahdah! It's completed.
Welcome to a Warrior Cat Name Generator! This Generator will have different numbers, meaning that their can be more than one name for your cat! If you need OC's for your stories, this is the PERFECT generator! Try it out! Please comment below your names you got! THE WARRIOR CAT IDEA AND THEIR CLANS BELONG TO ERIN HUNT...
Join this awesome, and hilarious book as your favorite Warrior Cats find Facebook!! This is going to be rated PG, for there might be crude words, yet no cussing besides the following: cod, mousebrain, idiot, stupid, foxbrain, etc.
[Warriors Cats Fanfiction] In the fierce clan of BloodClan, a small runt named Snowkit is born. Taking after her kind and soft-hearted mother, she is quickly regarded as useless to the clan. After an unfair exile, Snowkit is abandoned in the forest and left to survive on her own. However, in passing moons, Snowkit lea...
***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained...
Welcome to your guide and handbook, and how to become a rogue and get kicked out of the clans featuring BRAMBLECLAW! This is about four clans full of sharpies, waffles and poptarts that come together and try and make peace with one another (which fails miserably). * Brambleclaw: make sure that you bri...
Where warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago, it made me happy.
{Started: November 11, 2016} {Ended: N/A} {177 in random} Welcome back to Cat Hell! xD This is will be a series! I will keep posting about this until there are no more inaccuracies about this xD Also this book could contain some offending remarks and comments, and if it does please leave the book if your not comfortab...
{Started: September 4, 2016} {Finished: October 1, 2016} {#N/A in Random} Yes, it is what the title says! Not mine, rightfully belongs to InaccurateWarriorCatQuotes on Tumblr! Welcome to Harambeclan! We have currently 40K warriors/medicine cats! Make yourself comfortable, cause it's gonna get crazy! ~Nightstar Out~
{Started: October 1, 2016} {Finished: November 11, 2016} {Rank: #20 In Random} Welcome back Warriors/Medicine Cats to the sequel from the first book! You will see here more spoofs and inaccurate stuff from the warrior cat world! Sometimes zodiacs, random posts, contests! If you haven't read the first book I recommend...
These are random jokes I know or made up by mwah played by warrior cats. I hope it makes you laugh as much as they I did when I rather read or made up these jokes did. Keep in mind I don't want to offend anyone if I use a cat for a stupid character. xD THIS USED TO BE HUMOR BUT THE WATTPAD TEAM CHANGED IT TO FANFICTIO...
Find out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!
What happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!
The most random conversations and text messages between the Warrior Cats. Spoiler alert! I own nothing unless noted otherwise
Hailkit was born normal, just like any other kitten. She played with the other kittens and played with them just fine, that is until that foggy night. A chilly foggy night, Hailkit, the curious kit, snuck out from the nursery. Hailkit couldn't see very well in the dark, though she didn't mind, it was an adventure. S...
Your heart starts beating so much faster Your eyes will dilate You might even feel sick to your stomach. Then you'll choose. To fight.. Or to take flight. Mothdapple is a new warrior of DrizzleClan, ready to prove herself worthy of this clan that took her in as a rogue kit, no matter t...
this is the story of Snow, a kit in a litter of three. Snow, Ice, and Frost were found by barn cats Sun and Storm and were raised to defend their home but when Snow has a dream of starry cats she and her littermates will go on a dangerous quest to warn the clans or they will perish.
