NASA has reported that an asteroid will be hitting the earth and possibly ending it in only four days. the government is making all families go into local shelters to hopefully protect them from the asteroid. all families must proceed calmly and go to their closet shelter. ••• and Brendon and Jennifer aren't believing...
"how many boys have you fucked?" "I think that's inappropriate, sir." (i wrote this a while back and it's makes me cringe so fucking hard. currently i'm in the midst of rewriting each chapter).
"This is your Emergency Broadcast System announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge. At the siren, all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 hours. All emergency services will be suspended. Your government thanks you for your participation." DalPalWeekes 2015/16