Death is My BFF is now published as a Hardcover, Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As Wattpad reader you can access the original rough draft version here, and published version details inside. This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ...
Just what the title says... P.S. - Thanks to everyone who contributed in this book, and everyone who reads it! This book wouldn't have gotten this far without all of you! ------------------------------------------------------ Enjoy! ;)
We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!
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TRICKED PART TWO: http://www.wattpad.com/story/18478039-i-was-tricked-too-tricked-the-ultimate-joke-book [COMPLETED 10/21/14] Get ready to be TRICKED! ©COPYRIGHT @melovebooks1234 DISCLAIMER: Some of the jokes aren't mine, but some are. Credit goes to the makers of these jokes :)
Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.
Welcome to a day in my mind! On your journey, you will experience all sorts of jokes, and even some randomness. So sit back, and enjoy the book. (Cover made by me) :)
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My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh...
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Filled up with the most random crap ever. Enjoy the rants I have over all the cliche stories on wattpad.
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“Well hey there, at least buy me dinner first.” I could feel Aaron's eyes burning through the back of my head as he stared down at me. Down. Towards his crotch. I was face to crotch with Aaron Cross. --- Life is full of Awkward moments; unfortunately for Blake Miller, her life is just one big Awkward moment. From bein...
