Shrek x Reader
For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??
Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]
You and Shrek are living happily together in a faraway swamp. Had this been your happily ever after? Of course not. Well, not now that Donald Trump has gotten in the way.
After a dangerous encounter a mysterious green man resues you. (I DO NOT OWN SHREK... SHREK BELONG TO DREAMWORKS NOT ME!)
In a world full of hate and war, few find true happiness. Sometimes it's family, other times it's friends, and for lucky individuals it's true love. All you need is one person, or ogre, to make you realize it.
There is a warm, fluffy feeling all through the swamp. Shrek has been getting ready for Christmas. Shrek has been visiting your town recently... He had visited all of the house but yours... Will you be seeing Shrekta Claus. Rumor has it, he makes love to his best girl on Christmas Eve. You cross your fingers... that...