Daria quotes

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Anger Management

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...

Comebacks and Insults

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

shades of blue

Charlie doesn't speak, so he paints.

Have I Told You (PUBLISHED BY POP FICTION)

"When you fall in love with an atypical guy who does not love you back and you try to move on, but no matter how much try, you just can't, will you do everything to make him love you back or will you do everything to forget him? I don't ever want to force someone to love me back, but I can't forget him either. He's no...

Not a Fairy Tale (COMPLETED)

Top one, perfectionist, ballerina, impulsive, at amazona. Yan si Alzeah Marie Constantino! Naniniwala siyang siya ay maganda, magaling, matalino, pero h'wag kayo dahil hindi rin siya nagpapatalo. She cursed a lot, she didn't have friends aside from her lazy, lazy, lazy childhood frenemy and neighbor, Tyrone James Dela...