Vampires Are Not Sparkly

A parody short story/compilation of clichés in teen fiction books or funny moments twisted. Satire is prominent in this book so don't get all salty or bitter. Its not meant to be taken seriously. This short story contains parodies of Twilight,The Fault In Our Stars,Hunger Games Etc. Beware of Spoiler Alerts

I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

'It all started on Thursday morning.' Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.