Shrek is love, Shrek is Light. (L x Shrek) Smut

I dare you to tag your crush

Just me hooking people up. If you didn't know, I actually work as a cupid.

karkats are in love love and want to make babies together

lmao so sorry. best crack rp EVER

Oh right Do rObOts HaVe DicKs

tbh if you see this thinkin it be kiibouma then your half right Edit: oumasai oumasai oumasai

Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord)

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how...

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Things Not To Do In Dangan Ronpa

Everyone: KOMAEDA NOOOOO! Komaeda: Komaeda yes! • • • • • • • • • • I don't know what to write, since the tittle is pretty self-explanatory. :3 Here are some ground rules (some things you'll expect): 1) Just don't mention anything about hope (or bagels) in front of Komaeda. 2) Don't challenge Akane to a fight (unless...

Mystery x Reader (Finished!)

You are a 26 year old girl vlogging with your two friends at an abandoned hospital, little did you all know... someone lives there... and unexpectedly, you fall in love with him! (warning: Cursing n stuff) so you know how this goes Y/N: your name E/C:Eye color H/C: hair color A/N: Author's note Alfred, Kao, And myster...

2 Mysteries 1 Cup

thank you to everyone who read this... making people uncomfortable is my only talent

My friend explains Homestuck

The Big Bang Theory was a mistake

Wattpad Grape

This grape is amazing. Can it surpass the Wattpad Egg in votes???

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Napkin Blanket

Me a fork am Fork, Fork is I

Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Und...

Straight Up Gay

Thomas Thorne is stupid! Heh, well it's true. Thomas had nobody all of middle and highschool. He hasn't made one friend since the 5th grade. Speaking of grades, they were so well that he managed to get into Yale University. He was "thrilled" with the idea of going back to school, until he finds out he has to share a...