I Know I'm Trash (Alphys x Girl!Reader)

*hides in a trash can* I'm sorry

100 Funny Things to Say to People || COMPLETED

Have a Heart! I found most of these on BuzzGhana.com Photo: Tinashe

Undertale Zodiac Signs

This is my first try... I'm sorry if I suck xP

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Chronicles of the Guardians (#1)

La vita di Alison Smith, brava studentessa quindicenne, cambia radicalmente quando viene a conoscenza del suo misterioso destino: è stata scelta infatti tanto tempo fa per salvare il mondo dal male, portando dentro di sé dei poteri inestimabili fino ad allora a lei nascosti. Scoprirà di appartenere alla cerchia dei Gu...

Free Book Ideas

Alright! I get a ton of ideas for books and never end up doing anything with them, so.... I thought I'd put up a story with my ideas for the public to use! I hope some of my thoughts are put into action! Read on for inspiration!

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Zodiac Signs: Book 2

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~

Zodiac signs

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

JOKES

Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding. If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place. Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!! DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE Make su...

LE BOOK OF SHIPPING!!!!!

Star: CREATED BY ME!!!!! Freya: NOT TRUE!!!! Ashlynn: HEY!!!! Star: Ehehehehe... -•-•- Note to Squad: Post and Fangirl as much as u want! XD Note (Again): Peeps can edit this! Note (3rd time!): Beware, it's torture in there. No joke. Note (4th): WHO WROTE THAT?! Note (5th!): Who do you think? Eevee. Duh.

De Squad's Random Blog

(Book by Eevee, Kat, and Zane) Eevee: heyo!! Kat: hi! This is a random book for our squad! Zane: it's kinda like a blog. Similar to Harumi's. Harumi: Heyo. Eevee: yep! So here, the squad can just post random stuff! Doesn't matter really. Any member is allowed to post something on here, considering it's the ENTIRE squ...

Megalomania

Blazye had the worst possible life she thought she could have. Her rainbow representation... Was not the most, ah, respected. She was treated like a murderer, and she almost actually was one, until that dork came along. Leo was an optimistic teenager who somehow has never had a true friend before. When he finds him...

Dreamscape: New Beginnings

Two insanely good friends, Ash Arrow Shikute and Carter Mimomimo, wake up one day to find that something had happened to them. And... let's just say it wasn't actually very, uhm, normal. To add to that, they find themselves trapped within a new realm?! Please do not steal my ideas, or I will... do something? This...

KETCHUP~ SansxReader-Chan (DISCONTINUING)

Curious? Read the book then if you want~ Warning- Major fluff and drama involved. I do not own any of the characters or Undertale. I also do not own the art I use unless I mention otherwise. Thank you and enjoy???

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Questionable Guide To Insanity

This is a book about the lives of 2 guys, just trying to get by. And maybe more. Tea sighed while the kurig made its weird roaring noises. Tea then went to the sink, filled a cup with water, and put water in the kurig. Tea opened the fridge, inspecting the options for snacks. Tea then noticed the pie crust he had set...

Gravity Falls Poems

Title explains it. Some poems tie into my other unwritten fanfictions, whoever can guess which gets to have me write about whatever they want!

Ask The Ninja!!!! ( And my OC)

Ask the ninja ( and my OC)

Ninjago Texting

Read deh title!

Undertale Themes with Lyrics

Heyyy, I just thought it'd be fun to add lyrics to some of my favorite Undertale themes. So yeah, here we go! Thank you Toby for creating such a wonderful game, i had fun making these lyrics, even if I don't do the songs justice.

Undertale One-Off Challenges

Me and my friend @msrose712 challenge each other to different One-Off topics. So, how it will work is we'll have the topic name as our title then the story underneath. So let's see how crazy these challenges get and have fun with it. Stay determined!

Derp-Offs

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Undertale One-Offs (REQUESTS OPENED!!!)

Erm..... Imma just write stuff....some will be long, some short, it will matter on the request. Also some requests may take longer than others so bear with me xD. Also, I probably won't be taking many XReaders, they personally make me uncomfortable, therefore they would take FOREVER to come out.

Ask and Dare the Undertale Characters

What the title says...

Undertale Characters React to Ships

Okay, so basically, I'm going to try to take any canon clues I can find to come up with their reactions to the ship. It will follow the same order as my own opinions if you want to compare or something, xD. But this is all for fun! I don't even know if I'm gonna portray them right, but...HERE WE GO!

Nightlight (Sansby Fanfic)

Love is said to be bright. It's to keep you safe. It's to keep the darkness away. Just like a child's precious nightlight.

Mr. Nice Guy

Finally, after all these resets, it appears they finally got their "happy" ending. However, not all of them feel the same way. Flowey and Sans are the two left who remember what happened, and they are filled with resentment. Just the knowledge of the resets can be nearly maddening. However, Sans keeps his smile. Bu...

My Art Book

I'm trash... And not great at drawing.... Imma regret this.... I know imma regret this.... BUT OH WELL (Cover, not mine xP)

Short Stories

Cover Art- @Blootac74 Just some things I've written in my free time and have nowhere else to put.