~~(EDITED) ~~ (COMPLETE)~~ Asilla Williams has been through a lot in her life. Her whole family died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange and she is stuck living at a muggle orphanage. There's something special about her though. She's not just your average witch, she's a true seer. Going into her fourth year at Hogwart...
Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)
This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.
Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P