Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number! Could you like...delete that message? Me: Will the police be able to track it back to me if i don't? Unknown Number: ...yes. Me: Ok. Deleted. Bye. [Completed] Cover by @daisybrowser
bad·ass /ˈbadˌas/ INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun noun: badass; plural noun: badasses; noun: bad-ass; plural noun: bad-asses 1. a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person. "COME AT ME, TRICK ASS HOE I'LL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A HORSE WITH A BROKEN LEG!!" I'll be blunt. You're in prison. For various reasons. You killed...
HIGHEST RATING: #6 IN RANDOM WARNING: THERE ARE SWEARING MATURE THEMES AND TRIGGERING SUBJECTS Welcome to the Cliche Manual. I will explain to y'all the most known cliches and explain how to fix them, therefore, making your book more pleasant to read. Now some cliches are okay. But some are over the top. And that's...
The second Stranger Things Memes book of mine! Most of the memes I got from Instagram, some I have made myself. Enjoy :) ***All memes that are not mine belong to their creators***
The title says it all; just a book of memes I personally enjoy. Some of the memes I have made myself, but most I've gotten from Instagram. {Highest ranking: #24 in random}
This is for all the people who's zodiac sign is a Libra. Can you relate to any of these? P.S. I don't own any of these.
* 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 * 🎖FEATURED ON THE OFFICIAL CRIME PAGE 🎖FEATURED ON THE OFFICIAL MYSTERY PAGE 🎖FEATURED ON THE YAMYSTERY PAGE 🎖FEATURED ON THE BADASSREADS PAGE 🎖The Open Novella Contest ( LONGLIST) 🎖The Dreamland Awards ( Winner - Most Original ) 🎖The Genre Contest ( Winner - Top List ) _______________...
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When your brother throws you a wig, you wear it. Vivian and Sawyer King are twins. They were a team and the only family they ever needed. But a new town changes their comfortable dynamic. As Sawyer is compelled to slip out of his new school, because of his needy girlfrie...
тιтℓє ѕαуѕ αℓℓ (started 8/7/17) #606 Sagittarius #74 starsigns #67 starsigns #31 starsigns #19 starsigns #13 starsigns #4 starsigns
So you're back for more? No problem! New zodiac scenarios for you! YAY! Courtesy of the internet and commentators.
*~~The Cover Has Been Changed Back To The Original~~* ωєℓ¢σмє тσ му νєяу fιяѕт zσ∂ια¢ вσσк ι нσρє ι ωιℓℓ вє αвℓє тσ ιитєяєѕт уσυ αѕ мυ¢н αѕ ρσѕѕιвℓє αи∂ кєєρ уσυ ¢σмιиg вα¢к fσя мσяє єиנσу~ Started : 7/27/18 Highest Ranks : #290 [Humor] 8/7/18 #223 [Humor] 8/9/18 #129 [Humor] 8/16/18 #18 [Humor] 8/25/18 #12 [Humor] 8...
Highest ranking- #22 in facts. Before known as 'Freaky Facts'. 'Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." Highest ranking- #155 in random as on 12-4-2017 Cover made by me. If you need to request a cover, checkout my other book.
Some beautiful gems off Tumblr, along with other funny memes, that are absolutely hilarious.
Ingredients: . Sass . Sarcasm . Puns . Comebacks . Pick- Up Lines . Wit In case of burns: . Please prepare a comeback. -------------------------------- Started on: 7 June 2016 {Irregular Updates} #286 in Humor | 290117
warning- This book has content from all over the internet. Nothing is written by me. I just moulded the language wherever necessary. All credits to them. Here is the book where you can find 500 facts that probably are not heard by you before. Lol and that's me in the cover. Ugly i know!! #666 in random right now. Its...
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm mo...
Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...
Some people call flashes a blessing, others call it an advantage given to the unworthy. Pain is only in the eyes of the beholder, I suppose. Elliott Owens has been blessed with the flashes, or rather, cursed. Flashes of his past life, triggered by familiar objects or people. Thousands of people, living with the flashe...
Wow look at me , uploading my second book. Guess I'm actually becoming mature? of course these images don't belong to me. they came from tumblr I tagged this as horror so don't be surprised
| you thought you'd seen the last of me.. | | zodiac signs book 2 | | a bunch of weird shit (read with caution) | (sorry in advance if some chapters are repeated)
|zodiac sign book ! | |daily posts ... | |tag your friends for me please ! | |leo myself ... | | cover made by Euphxnious, ty bb. |
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| ~My second book of anime Pick Up Lines (I already reached the chapter limit on my 1st book of anime pick up lines) **PLEASE CHECK OUT BOOK 1 **BOOK 3 IS OUT NOW!!!
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*
Connecting to Video Chat... "Hi!" "Oh. Oh my god. Oh god." "What?" "I thought you were a boy." --- all characters and situations in "i thought you were a boy" are works of fiction. highest rankings: #2 in Short Story (07/15/17) #1 in "girlxgirl" (06/11/17) #1 in "freethelgbt" (09/06/17) #1 in LGBT+ (06/15/17) #1 in...
If you're one of the quiet kids, and you like it that way, then you're not alone. So, what even is an introvert, you ask? Most of you probably heard this word at least once before. My guess is that if you have heard the word introvert, you may have heard it used to describe someone in a negative way. You might know a...
