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Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!
Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...
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pickup lines for people
I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.
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emails from me
❝ sometimes you need to leave the people you love most because they're better off without you. ❞ // sequel to "letters to you." copyright, all rights reserved. [lowercase intended.]
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Naughty Little Joke Book
Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.
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Jokes
I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote
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The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy
Because their story is too interesting to ever have an end. Follow Blake and Lexi through the years!
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Who's Superman? (Poem)
Who's Superman? Was the question a little kid asked me. And all I could say was that there's no such thing as a Superman. He's just a fictional character with supernatural powers. He's not real, he's made up. But then who will save us when we're in trouble? I didn't have an answer for that.
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letters to you
❝ i miss the way your name tastes like forbidden toxins on my lips. ❞ copyright - all rights reserved
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Teenage Girl Problems
Are you a teenage girl? If you are, did you know you probably have over 200 problems?
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Things You Didn't Know About Disney: Book II
As many of you know, I sadly had to finish my previous story called Things You Didn't Know About Disney because it reached the 200 limit of chapters. So, I start a second one because Disney Facts never end! If you haven't seen my previous book, go check it out. Enjoy! {Completed} © All Rights Reserved For Author
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July Apple Pies
Seventeen-year-old Nora isn’t one for celebrations, but her family is. It's Fourth of July and they have been invited to an old friend’s fancy picnic party. Even if she doesn’t want to, Nora agrees to go, hoping to hide behind a tree with a book all night. Just when she realizes her plan is failing, a frantic and hand...
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Activated Complex
❝formed because of the collision between molecules while new bonds are being formed.❞ One faithful morning Leah goes out for her regular jog just to find a boy wearing an astronaut suit passed out in the middle of a dirt road. A boy who happens to be her Chemistry lab partner, has a black eye, and is very, very drunk...
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15 Shades of Laughter
I'm not responsible for the following reactions: ~ Laughing till you start crying. ~ Rofl and Lmao, very very literally. ~ Someone coming to see whether you are mentally retarded ~ Your mom trying to call ambulance coz you didn't stop laughing. ~ Stomach pain, eyebrow pain, cheek pain and tons of other pains. REMEMBER...
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1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}
!!COMPLETED!! BOOK 4 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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le-olam va-ed
❝Le-olam va-ed. Forever and ever. You promised, Ben. And then you broke your promise. I guess I’m writing you these letters just to try and figure out for myself where it all went wrong.❞
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The Girl In The Mirror
I made this poem for all the girl who felt herself was lost in the crowd. I wanted them to love and respect herself, so they would feel no regrets. I hope you enjoy it!
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Hilarious Text 2
These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**
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1000 Funny Jokes ∫Part: 4∫
!! COMPLETED !! PART 5 UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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The Good Death Guide
I found this book. It's for dead people. Yeah. I'm a little worried. A short story about what really happens when you die. A Wattpad 'Featured List' story and winner of the 'HQ Love Award' in the 2014 Wattys! I hope you enjoy it! If you do, please check out my new short story collection for Kindle, 'The Good Death G...
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Hilarious Texts
Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**
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Cliché!
This story is basically spoofs based off of other stories that have way too many clichés in them. They are either real, published books/ movies by real authors, or some stories on Wattpad. The main character is a (of course) teenage girl named Casey Williams who doesn't believe in love, fantasies, or clichés. But when...
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The Happy Birthday Song ✓
❝You and me,❞ he whispered, ❝until the end of time.❞ // A chronicle of Junie Bennett's birthdays from the ages of ten to twenty one.
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Mama
"My Mama hates me. She's jealous of me. She hates me. She hates me." Read at your own caution. This is a dark story.
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The Boy in the Santa Hat
So what do you do when a deliciously handsome guy breaks into your apartment on Christmas Eve wearing a Santa hat? Some might call the police or maybe scream. Or you could do what Evangeline does, which include the following: 1, point a water gun at him. 2, agree about the ugliness of small, pink tree with kitten o...
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