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The New Times (A Kylo Ren and Jedi based Novel)

"You've done an excellent job of hiding for years. But now, you are ours." He said as he clenched his fists at his sides. I would hate to be on his bad side. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Olive Calipso has is the last jedi, ever. She had been trained in secret years before...

Unforgetable

She was a regular girl With a regular life Then she met him She loved He yearned Then she was diagnosed And it all slipped away from them But she was Unforgetable. Warning, This has mature content and strong language