Funny Names

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Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

For Hating Me You Sure Are Possessive

When Kara's best friend, Maver, moves in with his brother she isn't happy about it. Logan is nothing like Maver. He's straightforward, crude and just an overall menace. With a complicated home life, a complaint-worthy school atmosphere and Logan's added perviness; Kara has her hands full. But the trouble Logan presen...

Smart test answers from kids

Find out the most smart ass test answers or just plain funny pictures

You're So Punny

[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]

Awesome Comebacks and Insults!

For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.

Hidden Dimples

Celestine Rover has been through some rough patches in life and her mother decided that it was best if they moved. Stepping foot in a new city leads her to meet different people and soon gathered a group of friends. However, she wasn't your average goody-two-shoes. Celestine always had a rebellious bone in her and lov...

Comebacks

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

TEXTS

It rocking the nation! It's a worldwide sensation! Roll up, roll up to view the world's funniest texts. Get in quick we have autocorrect fails, breakups and much, much more.

JOKES

Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding. If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place. Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!! DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE Make su...

Almost Royalty

Thousands of people apply but only a select few get into Lanson Richmond Academy. One of the most prestigious schools in the world, with the next leaders of the world and the kids of fame's finest walking their very hallways. Follow Brooklyn a newly enrolled student, courtesy of her legendary parents; as she gets her...

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

Doll House

Lauren is a normal girl until she is kidnapped by a man. The man was obsessed with dolls and has now taken it further. How far will he go to see his dream? |Language is used for emphasis in the story and do not reflect on the author's character| |A very rough, rough, draft|

The Bad Boy Inside the Fairy Suit [BOOK 3]

Falling in love with your best friend is a real pain in the butt. Trust me. Except, in my case, he's the one with an incredibly sparkly butt. ● Book 3 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK)

The Bad Boy Inside The Mermaid Suit [BOOK 5]

"How did you lose your car?" The police officer, who is also, unfortunately, the man I had always loved, asked as he took his pen from his mermaid tail. What is he even wearing right now? No Cobie, don't look at his abs! "I..." I started, "I don't know how to explain it." "Start from the beginning." I know when to sta...

The Bad Boy Inside the Chicken Suit ✔ [BOOK 1]

I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4

The Bad Boy Inside The Black Suit ✔ [BOOK 2]

"Please tell me that we're walking towards somewhere not so far away with his condition." I pointed at my grandfather and crossed my arms, "He'll either dry out of blood or I'll die because of old age." Adam glared at me. He pulled one of the torches and tada! The floor was replaced by railings and a cart I saw in Min...

The Bad Boy Inside the White Suit [BOOK 4]

Will the guy I've always liked finally like me back? Will he ever look at me even if I am willing to keep his darkest secrets? Doubt it, but we'll see. ● Book 4 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK)

I was Sold to My Dead Brother's Best Friend

Was Originally: My parents sold me, to my dead brother new best friend. My brother disappeared when I was eight, after a while we just assumed that he was dead. On my eighteenth birthday my life fell apart as my dead brother turned out to be not dead at all. What's worse was that my parents did something that I will...

Best Vampire Stories on Wattpad

Good vampire stories on Wattpad are pretty hard to find. Not to mention that I can be very picky when it comes to vampire stories.That's why I created a list of my personal favorites for those of you who are obssessed with vampires...much like myself. These are randomly put, and so they arent listed in any order or pr...

Love & Loss

ATTENTION: This is the SECOND book of my Vampire's Pet series and cannot be read as a stand alone book. ~~~ I thought that my life had ended the day I got purchased by a blood thirsty monster. I thought that the rest of my life was going to be nothing but constant fear and suffering. But I couldn't have been more wr...

Funny Harry Potter Conversations

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Friendship for Dummies

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - w...

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something...

Faerie

Once Upon a Time the Beryl crystal maintained equilibrium in the mythical kingdom of Faerie, which resides alongside our own mortal world. When the crystal is stolen, the land of Faerie began to slowly perish. When researcher Sophia Rose comes across an ancient crystal in Cambridge's Fitzwilliam Museum it represents a...

About The Fae Folk

Wondering what you've stumbled upon? Love fantasy? The Fae Folk is the place for you! Come take a look inside to find out about the Fae Folk! We can't wait to meet you!

Iron Frost - Clan of the Rim Chronicles #1

*COMPLETED* YOUTUBE TRAILER: https://youtu.be/N7Fl0a2QAYA When her first kiss turns into ice-cold murder, seventeen year old Eerika Arnesen's life is turned completely upside down. Her parents aren't her parents, this world isn't her world, and the only thing somewhat clear is that someone really wants her dead. Afte...

Beyond the Veil [Complete Short Story]

Evelyn Ternys has lived her entire life in the College of Mages, informally nicknamed the Spire: a sanctuary - and prison - for those with magical gifts. There she discovers a forbidden spell called Veil Magic, and begins to practice in secret. However, there is danger lurking closer to Evelyn than she realizes, and s...