Sarcastic comebacks
Sarcastic comebacks
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Childhood Sweethearts
#1 Teen Fiction | #1 Young Adult | #1 Romance "We all need someone to drive us mad." - The Wombats. He stared arrogantly down at me, a smirk plastered across his face. I sneered up at him with distaste, wanting to wrap my fingers around his neck and strangle that smirk off of him. He brushed my golden hair from my f...
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Childhood Bestfriends with Hollywood's Golden Boy
Isabel Marant is childhood best friends with Aaron Fox. He just happens to be the hottest movie star since Brad Pitt and Hollywood's new Golden Boy. Now after eight months filming abroad he's back and Isabel's life is about to get a whole lot more complicated....
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1000 tips to being a girl
disclaimer: i began working on this book in 2012. i was twelve, and bored, so a majority of the first chapters are cheesy, or bizarre. my apologies. i'll do my best to give life advice for girls, however i doubt this will ever actually get to one thousand.
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Blonde Jokes
Offensive to blondes. If you are going to read this I suggest you sit in the toilet because you will pee your pants with laughter! You've been warned! xD
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LOL for LOL's
Funny jokes, useful quotes, annoying friends, dumb teachers. . . You've got it all in one place - only here!
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The Hilarity of Jokes
Jokes to make you laugh, smile, and well, Just read and you describe it! I DO NOT OWN THESE JOKES UNLESS LISTED SO (mostly get mine from the internet)! Neva underestimate the power of SUPER PUG!
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Voiceless ♪
Voiceless is now a published book. Where to buy it? Go to this link: bit.ly/hystgbook A story of a superfan and her favorite band. Until when can she consider herself a fan?
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Idiot For Hire [On Hold]
Hire the idiot, they said. It will be fun, they said. Adriana Martella is impulsive, bratty, and miserable. Nathan Byers is good-looking, charismatic, and cheerful. Adriana feels trapped in a life she doesn't want, but Nathan seems to think he's the answer to all of her problems, including her need for a replacement...
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You(girlxgirl)
Maarte, Liberated, maldita at iba pang negatibong salita ang gustong ikapit ni Marie kay Van.Wala siyang pakiyelam if everybody likes her. Para sa kanya, panggulo lang ito sa buhay niya at di lang ito basta panggulo dahil siya ang nagiging hadlang sa pagsinta niya kay Brent.Pero nagkamali siya ng akala dahil everytime...
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In-Love With A Gangster (EDITING)
She's the girl that believes that what comes around, goes around. The one that hopes for a better day. The one that won't give up on you. She's the girl that's unlike the rest. The one that spent her day smiling and her nights crying. She's the girl that would love to be loved. The one that looks so damn strong, but f...
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Sugar Rush
Bethany Hamilton's universe revolves around sugar, dogs, and her nephew Liam. But when she plays babysitter slash mother for a while, she meets the young and handsome Blake Greene. Will her world still orbit around sweet crystals, man's best friend, and to only one boy afterwards? More importantly, would she let hers...
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Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game (COMPLETE)
WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.
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Red Lyric Book [Taylor Swift]
All the lyrics to "Red" (not the deluxe version) by Taylor Swift. All the lyrics came from azlyrics.com
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Angelic
Previously named 'My Secret Life as a Victoria's Secret Model'. Being the daughter Hollywood's golden couple is tough. Pristine Ferro should know. People always wondered how she lacked even the slightest hint of charm, talent, or good looks that her parents possesses. To the eyes of a stranger, she is nothing but an...
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Reality Show Lovers (DISCONTINUED)
Julie Rivers knew all her life that she was average. That's why she can't wait to escape her high-pressure privileged life and have a fresh start when she moves to New York City for college. She expected a regular senior year until she surprisingly gets cast in a reality show, co-starring the school's it-boy, Finn Kin...
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Forced Royal
Arizona Touris is content with her simple but beautiful life with her brother, Miles, and her best friend, Jasper. But when her eighteenth birthday comes around, Arizona is forced to marry the prince. While people tell the couple that they'll grow to love each other, they ask the very important question: What if they...
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Started With a Lie
[Watty's 2015 Winner] one lie. one fake relationship. one million problems. © 2016 Virgo Rose Edwards. trailer made by @novemberdreamer
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2 Questions Every Girl is Asking Herself
Every girl is wondering about two things: 1. What do I want to do with my life? 2. What kind of person do I want to marry? So I traveled around the world looking for answers. Five men, three continents, one prophecy... And an appearance on Chinese reality TV. I thought fairy tales only existed in leather-bound b...
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Nerd Of The Year ( Published - Sample Only )
Who is a nerd ?? A person who is a bookworm ? Someone who wears big glasses ?? A loner ??? Meet Neveah Gail Huber, nerd of the school. She is not the usual silent loner. She is outspoken, brave with a whole ton of ego. If you lack brains, she won't look at you. Meet Easton Eugene Dale, jerk of the school. In line to...
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Love Changes a Person
Summary: Its the year that she turns 16 and able to find her mate but she is already prepared to hear the three words that will bring the most heartache. I REJECT YOU! But what else can she expect when her pack hates her, her mom is ashamed of her, although her dad is the only one that loves her even though he can't d...
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