Comebacks Are My Second Language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

Skinny Dipping At Dusk

When seventeen year old Mia is sent by her mother to go work at an all-boys summer camp, she can’t help but worry. As the assistant cook, she interacts with the boys throughout the whole day. Soon Mia finds herself in a sticky situation being strung between two major hotties and the head cook, who happens to be a bit...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Dork Diaries: Dorky Daughter (4)

The dorky torch has been passed on. And so we follow the story of Nikki's daughter Renée. Nikki was involved in some major drama back in middle school BUT! That is only a fraction compared to what Renée will have to deal with. So buckle up and get ready for a new dorkalicious adventure! NOTE: This story is based 17 ye...

Jokes

Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! Just some random jokes that I came across on the Internet. ****I take no credit for these jokes****

I Live With My Bionic Friends (Lab Rats: Season 1/Chase Davenport love story)

My name is Gemma Reynolds and I am 15 years old. My best friend is Leo Dooley and I'm his adopted sister. Yes, his mum adopted me because my parents died at birth. I'm bionic, but no one knows, only Leo. My bionics consist of: super intelligence, speed, strength, bio thermokinesis, electrokinesis, force field, heat vi...

Instagram // h.s

It all started with a like and a follow.

Jokes

Jokes

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

The Crayon Pact (Short Story)

We were six years old trying to conjure up an image of the tooth fairy when we made the crayon pact. We are sixteen years old dreaming about our wedding and we still haven't broken it. (For the Valentine's Day one-shot competition held by taygetsthegay; The aim is to include lgbt+ characters in Literature)

WARNING! Fairy Tales

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...

The Search For Cinderella: Season 2 ✔︎

(CAN BE READ AS A STAND ALONE) Taylor Grace lives with crazy step-mother and sisters in her Beverley Hills mansion while her father is deployed overseas in the army. With a crazy best friend and an amazing headmistress and the promise that her dad will be home in less than a year, Taylor is perfectly content with her...

Autumn Leaves & Pumpkins Please

When Autumn visits London with her girl-squad, she is introduced to Xavier Montgomery during such a naughty, intoxicated event. Now in less formal words; Autumn has drunk sex with the most famous writer and former model of England and the world. After that Xavier -- the stone cold Briton who only has to snap his finge...

The Search for Cinderella

Annabelle Kennedy is a normal sixteen year old unaffected by the craze of internationally famous Xavier Matthews. Annabelle won't let an eighteen year old pop star distract her for her ambitions of being a musician. Xavier Matthews doesn't know who he is anymore. His management has taken control of his very soul, so m...