Sex bomb is the best bomb
when a sex bomb explodes,everyone in a 500 mile radius started getting sexy with each other.
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"cum" as you are *tumbles over and dies*
Warning: this book is a joke and making fun of shit like this lol, gay ass over the top unfunny nirvana (I'm a huge nirvana fan, Kurt had an actual skat kink he'll be fine)
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Pickup lines
Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you don't laugh then you're just weird and have no sense of humor... Jk... I'm not... Jk Please leave comments, like, share, dislike (ha you can't disli...
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^ 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚢 ^ •𝑇𝑎𝑒𝑘𝑜𝑜𝑘•
"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a cheesy and a stupid pick up line every single day. {COMPLETED} #1 in cheesy #2 in pickuplines #7 in taetae
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Pickup Lines
in which a silly boy named Niall attempts to ask a girl he adores on a date through cheesy pickup lines.
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Life With Boys (Emerson Series #1)
After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ...
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I Was Never Yours
When Arianna marries billionaire Zach Price to save her family, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who'd always consider her a second choice. An unexpected turn of events brings the couple closer together, but can a marriage based on lies and deceit ever survive? ...
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You in Real Life
Mazie has fallen in love. Okay, maybe it's with the ghost of a boy from school she hates, but love conquers all, right? ***** Soon after sixteen-year-old Mazie moves to the town of Dorn, she becomes haunted by the ghost of a teenage boy. The ghost...
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Sex Jokes 101
This is a book of perverted jokes So read at your risk of you innocent people. While we have those people with Sexy imaginations ;)
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The Cop
Can Julianna fight her temptations and avoid her neighbor that also happens to be her ex, who's also a sexy cop? SMUT WARNING!! 18+ READERS ONLY
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(RIVALS) The Upside of Falling ✔️
|| Available in book stores!! || watty award 2017 winner! || Becca's life takes a thrilling turn when she pretends to date Brett Wells, the most popular boy in school. Becca Hart is determined to coast her way through her senior year at Eastwood High School. Counting down the days until graduation had become her cru...
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A Goddess Unraveled
A lovestruck demigoddess, unaware of her royal status, makes a shocking discovery during a weekend home, and impulsively follows Hades to the underworld to escape Zeus's wrath. ******* Lexi Maxwel...
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Lucius
To save her brother, Veronica decides to dig up a vampire's grave and must grapple with the dangers that come with fraternizing with a killer. ***** There's a reason buried things should stay buried. Desperate to save her dying brother, Veronica dig...
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Dancing With Sin: Sample
Alice Monroe was a good person who was about to do a very bad thing. A professional dancer at twenty-four, Alice had worked tirelessly for years to achieve perfection in all areas of her life. She had the perfect boyfriend, the perfect dream job in her pocket, as well as the unfortunate, naïve belief that perfection i...
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The Bad Boy Stole My Notebook
Lilah is the plain, simple girl that no one notices. She's just another face in the crowd, nothing more. Her world is very different from the ones of her two best friends, which causes them to rarely see each other. So, they share a notebook. They write their feelings and their secrets in this notebook and it is only...
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bfb on crack
the bfb contestants have fun while they are waiting for the next bfb to come out Bfb,and every character mentioned in this story belongs to jacknjellify
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bfb memes that make me snort grated cheese
have fun guys this was published on christmas day 2019 i will make a special chapter on 25/12/2020. ❄️❄️
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Lavenders
I don't know why I am doing this but just thought I would keep this 'book' in case I ever need to clear my head once in a while.
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Adopted by chase Hudson
𝟭𝟲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝟮 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗛𝘂𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗶 𝗛𝘂𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗻(𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗜 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴- 𝗗𝗲𝗰 𝟰 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟵 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱: 𝗝...
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Perfect Fate ✔
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking...
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