A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Part II

And here we find the sequel of A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. Hopefully it will be filled with laughter, jokes and brilliant comments from my wonderful readers. ENJOY

My Friend

"I'll always be there for you, my friend." You wouldn't believe me if I told you my best friend was the king of an alternate dimension. You'd probably laugh and ask what I was high on if I told you I saw him, standing there in all his majesty's glory, black wings spread, sword raised, his crown resting firmly on his...

Demons of the Rich and Famous (Demon Whisperer book 1)

During a year-long coma--literally spent in hell--seventeen-year-old Caden Butcher developed a special power. He can speak to demons in their own language. Awakening with this new ability, Caden takes over the family exorcism business and becomes known as the young whiz-kid exorcist to the stars, obtaining most of his...

Whatever You Do, Don't Read This (A Horror Short Story)

On Halloween night, a Wattpad fanfic writer receives a mysterious message in her inbox: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T READ THIS... She should've listened.

People of Starbucks

This is a series of stories based on observations I have made while drinking coffee at Starbucks. Years of training as an investigator gives me little choice but to accidentally look into the lives of people I see. I don't do this so I can have something to write about. I do this because this is what I do. It just com...

THE CAT'S MAW

A BOY. A CAT. A NIGHTMARE IN TWO WORLDS! (A Wattpad FEATURED Story) * *Voted 'TOP 100 Children's Books to Read in a Lifetime' by GOODREADS.COM users!** ***Raves from The Guardian (UK), KIRKUS, Midwest Book Reviews, AMAZON, and more!!!*** In the sleepy town of Appleton, a young loner follows a stray cat onto the road...

A STUDY IN SINK

One day, author John Green finds Benedict Cumberbatch hiding in his office. Many of us would be happy with that. But what do you do when Benedict is convinced he is Sherlock, and that the television show Sherlock is a ruse set up by Moriarty and must be shut down? You call your brother Hank, who has many hot tubs, and...

42 Ways To Get Senpai To Notice You

Senpai troubles? Don't fear! With these simple ways your senpai will notice you in no time!

(Sometimes) Disturbing Descriptions Of Everyday Occurences

In the far corner of the room, two shadowed figures sat huddled over a sinisterly glowing object. They whispered unceasingly, punctuated by sporadic bursts of maniacal laughter. The air around them oozed with mischief and malice, akin to a bleeding wound. With a final dastardly cackle, the two figures finished their u...

Ask Or Dare Fairy Tail! [ON HOLD - REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED]

♢Please no extremely smutty dares or questions. I don't write that kind of stuff and any comments with them will be deleted/ignored once seen. Thanks!♢ It is exactly what it sounds like. XD ☆Disclaimer: Fairy Tail doesn't belong to me!! All rights go to Hiro Mashima!! I only own my OC, Reilin!☆

The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of cou...

UNDER

***Optioned for film/TV by Komixx Media! More info coming soon!*** Selected by @Unfriended for the Best of Horror! A serial stalker is on the loose. When detectives find a single wolfsbane flower under Hadley Jasper's bed, they fear the worst. Will she be found in time? Or will her mutilated remains be all that's le...

Deadly Dreamer - Book One ✔️

Book One of The Deadly Series. Finding herself hidden away in a dark and dank alleyway, Danica Roskam is confused as to how she got there, having only fallen asleep mere moments ago. Then comes the sound of a stranger approaching, seeking her out. But why is it her life that they're after? With no way to defend he...

The Lies Behind That Smile

Pining for the love she can no longer have and condemned to the shadows, Nikki searches for a way back to her life, back to humanity but most importantly, back to her Guardian and love, Josh. With only time on her side, she stumbles across a possibility which could answer her prayers, but what she seeks is shrouded i...

A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

Everyone has those days where nothing seems to be going right. For 2016 I have decided to publish a book where I post one joke or pun a day to help make those tough times easier and to hopefully put a smile on your faces. I do not own any of the jokes and they are purely there for your enjoyment. So come on and make...

The ToyMakers Volume 1

(FEATURED STORY) We play with Toys, We love Toys, We kill with Toys, We are The ToyMakers. (THE AMAZING COVER WAS DONE BY MY FRIEND @Aaron_Ledgers)

Painless

Bliss has always been different. Because of a condition called CIPA, she’s never felt pain–no headaches, no cramps, no charlie horses. She also can’t sweat, cry or even play sports without endangering her life. And the worst part? She knows she has an expiration date, and it is probably fairly soon -- most people like...

Pitch Black (Romantic Thriller, Completed)

Even a Diamond can be shattered... After the owner of a security company is murdered, his sharp-edged wife goes on the run. Forced to abandon everything she holds dear - her home, her friends, her job in special ops - she builds a new life for herself in England. As Ashlyn Hale, she meets Luke, a handsome local who ma...

Joker in the Pack (Romantic Suspense, Completed, Watty Winner)

WATTY WINNER! Life has dealt city girl Olivia Porter a series of bad hands, but just as she's about to fold, fate intervenes and leaves her with a full house. Out of other options, she takes a gamble and moves to the countryside, hoping Lady Luck will follow along. Olivia's decision to embrace the single life is soon...

The Truth Behind Those Eyes

Unbeknown to Nikki, her next delivery will offer her two choices; deliver the package and die or flee and be forever hunted by demons. On a routine delivery, Nikki meets a handsome stranger in the wrong part of town. After this brief encounter, she finds herself thrust into a bloodthirsty, apocalyptic war that has bee...

Blissful; Self Help Book

Quotes, Tips, Music, Books and Advice on how to deal with troubling times from depression, OCD, self esteem panic, self harm, sleep issues, stress, ADHD, eating disorders, anxiety (social anxiety and anxiety attacks as well) , studying/learning problems, anger issues, and even heartbreak. { WARNING: I get straight t...

21 Reasons Why We Love Lyric! (and more!)

ft. @TheNightPhantom! [PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION] This is a book of appreciation for our friend Lyric (@LyricRoyal), who's been contemplating suicide. Phantom and I felt mutually awful that we couldn't do much to help, and we both wanted to do something that hopefully would make Lyric realise she was loved. T...

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