They were sluts. They wouldn't deny that, because that was the truth. But nobody should tell these girls that they won't survive the apocalypse. Because these sluts have chainsaws. And breasts, but mostly chainsaws. [ Coming Soon ]
Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...
This book is just about some of my Favorite quotes!! Some of the Quotes are Song Lyrics Highest: #27 Random #1 in pursue Thank you so much for loving and reading this quote book! It's been more than 4/5 years since I started on it and did not expect firit to receive so much love! [Currently under editing, please do u...
I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.
Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only...
A fear of flying is one thing. Being seated next to a Tetris-addict who claims to be the Reaper is quite another. "He pulled out a business card. Where his profession should have been stated, the card read 'Destroyer of Worlds'. Nodding slowly, I pocketed the card." [check out the new spin off: http://www.wattpa...
WATTPAD FEATURED STORY Daniel Evans is trying not to let his crush on Jonah Clarke get in the way of their new found friendship, because Jonah Clarke is definitely not gay. Placed third in the Valentine's Day Contest hosted by @taygetsthegay
The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!
A young brother and sister find themselves suddenly alone on the ruthless streets of Victorian London. They have each other, but is that enough to protect them from the dangers that lurk on every corner?
Danni doesn't fall in love. She messes around with guys and gets herself in trouble. But that all changes when she bumps into Nicky one day. When Danni turns up for school at the start of the new term, she finds out that Nicky is her teacher. Can they have a relationship even though they both know it's wrong?
The Walker family are going on a much needed getaway and everybody seems to be happy with the decision except Eleanor. Her dad is obsessed with the mini-golf, her brother is making friends with everybody his age and Eleanor is left to lie on a sun-lounger, regularly apply suntan lotion and read the same magazine again...
All you need to know about binding safety the struggles the dos and don'ts And the correct pronoun usage!
A collection of Christmas horror stories sure to chill your soul. In 'Christmas Feast' A lonely old man is kindly invited for Christmas by a concerned family, little does he know, he's the turkey! In 'The Christmas Tree' A family get more than they bargain for when they cut down a tree for Christmas, and in 'The Adven...
daisy and duke are mad at each other. surprise surprise. [ #131 - humor | 12/1/14 ]
A BUNCH OF STUFF ELIZABETH ("please for the love of god call me El") THROPP DOESN'T EXPECT: 1. Her mom signing her up to be a counselor at her old summer camp ("I don't care if it's for extra credit, mom!"). 2. That children are this annoying ("no, you can't have another stupid cookie"). 3. Sharing a cabin with Grac...
A rather different love story. Short Story #3 / Teen Fiction #296 (8/7/2014)
Welcome to a book about Random Riddles! In this book, each update there will be a new riddle for the readers to try and answer in the comments. I will "Randomly" choose someone with the right answer to be the winner and they will get a dedication in the next update. I'm aiming to write 1,000, or technically -as much a...
Ashley O'Daire was just a Junior in high school waiting to get out of her hometown. Everywhere she looked was another reason to leave. But for a couple months now she's had strange dreams. She wakes up only remembering one thing, those striking green eyes. Ignoring the dreams, she continues on with her life, repeating...
Just a book full of tumblr text posts. Credits to http://www.best-text-posts.com/
In the wake of her grandfather's funeral, recent college graduate Mary finds out that her father's been keeping a secret: the family's business is being the local Grim Reaper. Now it's time for Mary to take her place at her father's side as his Charon, an assistant and Reaper-in-training. Mary quickly finds out that...
When Elle was just a little girl, her aunt told her about this great trip through Europe she had once gone on. And so, years later, an eighteen-year-old Elle decides to go on the same trip. But hers doesn’t go nearly as smoothly as her aunt’s. And so, completely disappointed and even more heartbroken than before, Elle...
