Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Mr. Control Freak ✔

|#1 in Romance.| 15-5-17 Amelia Primrose. Your typical, carefree and bubbly girl who has been making through thick and thin to provide her sister and herself a better life. Her only dream is love and happiness but she is keeping a past. The one that keeps chasing her no matter where she goes. Forgetting about everythi...

The Ruthless Mafia | ✔

Alexander Vintalli is one of the most ruthless mafias of America. His name is feared all over America. The way people fear him and the way he has his empire spread all over makes him ruthless. He is know to be heartless monster famous for his ways of torture. Blue Andrews is a simple bartender in. She is really beaut...

Four's Game (SEU, #1) [ SAMPLE + UNEDITED FULL VERSION]

#1 Southeastern University Series Natosha Jackson is from the south-side slums of Ridgeport. She's your average bookworm and mathematic fanatic. To pay her dues to the dean of students, she is hand-picked to tutor one of the most notorious football players at Southeastern University, Matteo Four Wittstock. In the town...

Night Shift

(SAMPLE) Now available everywhere in ebook & paperback (and on Kindle Unlimited in the US & Canada). Kendall works the night shift at the campus library. It's the perfect job: she gets to spend hours reading her romance novels without interruption... until the night that Vincent, king of campus and star of the basketb...

Internal

Dillon Gage, a rebellious teen who has lost almost everything. He vowed to never let his past follow him in the future, but only after he gets his revenge. He's a powerful person and he usually gets what he wants. The school just got a new student and not even one period in and she already got into a fight. Now Dillo...

Sublime

𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 Octavia Paradiso had been in love with the art of an anonymous Renaissance painter since she was eight years old. Growing up to become an art hi...

Silence ✓

{Book 1 of The Quiet Series} "He hunts, only if the silence is disturbed." Zeal, a very determined young woman and a mother of one, had to go through challenging moments that somehow connected to the events of her quondam life. When a stalker from her past begins to hunt her five-year-old daughter, Lisie, Zeal decides...

He's Caustic

Why are you crying father?" Rooty simply says, with arrogance, as he heightens his right leg, kicking him viciously in his face."You never cried, did you daddy? when you screwed me. how old was i ? Oh, four! "Rooty hands lowers, as he shuffles through the long, crimson, trench coat pockets, and snatches the box of...

Dear Boo

Dear Boo is an advice journal for anyone who needs someone to talk to. I listen and give my advice about any topic possible. So, things such as rape, eating disorders, psychological disorders, self-harm, suicide attempts, abuse, and much more, will be discussed. I have experience by training with the Crisis Text Line...

The Billionaire's daughter ✔

A NIGERIAN THEMED NOVEL. *COMPLETED* Highest ranking. #1 out of 369 lagos #2/22/20 #1 out of 28 lekki #3/11/20 #9 out of 1.52k bestie #1 out if 2.78k Nigerian 15/08/23 This book was published for the lattes monthlyaward first theme: love Second theme: family Monica, a young girl brought up by her sin...

Forced to Buy a Vampire Slave (rewrite) Book #1

This is a rewritten version of my original story Forced to Buy a Vampire Slave, and will eventually replace the existing one. Arabelle (Ari) Hart is next in line to the throne, and she has one mission on her mind: abolish the slavery of vampires. Her parents think it's a foolish quest, and they often argue about it...

The Hybrid

Book 1 of The Alpha Series. Highest Rank: #2 in Werewolf. He growled darkly, making me uneasy at the sound. A weak whimper escaped my lips when he slammed his hands on the wall behind me and leaned closer to my face. "If I have to tie you to the f*cking bed I will do just that but you are never leaving me." "V-Vulcan...

Trouble

When Vega Moore was 13 her mother was murdered by a crime lord with a grudge against her father. After the tragedy the two moved from the town of Parkville Florida to Detroit Michigan. Her father needed a break from work and she needed therapy, so he went back to being a street cop and she took up kickboxing and the...

When the Sun Falls and I'm Alone

Harley, a teenage werewolf, is always trying her best. She goes to school just to fail classes and hangs around people who have no goals or ambitions. There are few things keeping her afloat: the swing set at her childhood playground, visiting her estranged human sister in prison, a girl with a baseball bat, and a jou...

No Names |Complete|

Kindra Pruett never had a problem keeping her gamer side tucked away from the prying eyes of her classmates, but when her estranged brother returns home and brings with him a secret she isn't ready to handle, Kindra soon realizes the only person she can lean on is the one she's been avoiding the last six years. One ru...

The Bad Boy's Girl (Now Available as a Paperback and ebook)

AVAILABLE NOW IN PAPERBACK AND EBOOK WITH EXCLUSIVE COLE POV CHAPTERS:http://badboysgirl.pagedemo.co/ "Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you'd follow...

Struck (A Vampire Novel) ✔

[Completed] Elysia's life is turned upside-down when she's abducted by supernatural creatures with demonic eyes and threatening fangs. What's worse is she has no idea what it is they want from her, except that it has something to do with a side of her that she's never known. The chances of Elysia getting out alive are...

Illegal My Ass

Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge...

The Holt Conundrum

It's September and I need a roommate. I couldn't live in the dorms anymore. I was fed up of being paired with idiots. I was done sharing my kitchen and my bathroom with an entire floor. When I signed the lease for my apartment, I did it with the guy I was seeing at the time. Turned out he was as unreliable as he was l...

Crazy~Sexy~Psycho

***MATURE CONTENT *** ***Rated R*** *****WARNING ******* CONTAINS: Lots of music, humor, sexy guys......SEX......sarcasm, swearing, and twists you won't see coming.... YOU'VE BEEN WARNED ~~~ They all think I'm crazy. So, why not act like I'm crazy? ~~~ After an attempted suicide, Angelina finds herself bein...

A Proscriptive Relationship

Holly's new, young teacher has a dark past, and a dangerous future. She soon finds herself charmed by his ways, and gets thrown into the chaos. Who knew having an ex-gangster for a teacher could be so troublesome? As Holly and Mr. Heywood grow closer, more questions about his past come upon Holly, as does danger. What...

Tradition Comes Third

The third book to the Family Comes First trilogy Time has passed, and now Hunter is seventeen and preparing to graduate from high school. Jimmy is being released from prison, and Julie is excited for them to be a family once again. Traditions start to arise when Hunter meets Ava. Julie believed that everything was...

Untouched ✔

"Y-you," she stuttered, staring at the handsome man sitting on the sleek black throne, "you're..." He rolled his eyes, waving his hand impatiently and said, "Hades. Come on, say it with me. Ha-des." "Hades," Ariel breathed out, still not believing the sight before her. Every picture she had seen of the gods had no...

Shatter ✔ #TheWattys2017

HIGHEST RANKING: #1 IN WEREWOLF [[*COMPLETED*]] Nova is the daughter of a Beta. And her mate? The Alphas first born son. When they discover what they are to each other, it's a little too late. Because her beloved mate has come home with his shame in tow. A she wolf he impregnated while training in the north for the su...

Willow's Choice

Being the daughter of two of the most strongest wolves in history, Willow's life has always been in the spotlight for all to see. Now that Willow has reached the age of maturity, it is time for her to proceed her parents and be Alpha to her pack. Willow is shocked when a change in their once traditional law causes her...

Trapped

Marianne Marshall is the facilities manager for an expansive high-rise building in downtown Chicago. Working late one night, she discovers all of the exits locked and the security system disabled. And she is not alone. A maniacal killer prowls the offices and corridors of the high-tech 67-story building. So begin...

How To Get Reads, Votes, and Comments - A Guide

How do I get more reads, votes, and comments? If you find yourself asking that question, then I have some answers for you. What can you do to reach out to readers and potential readers? How can you encourage readers to comment and vote? What are all the different ways you can promote your stories? This #1 ranking...

Love Me Plus Size

**Third book to the "Love Me" series. Can be read as a stand-alone book** At 25 years old Vi is still a virgin who's yet to be kissed or been on a date, but that's alright because she's fine with being single. Vi doesn't want to be in a relationship and she definitely doesn't want to fall in love. Love only brings hea...

Heart Burn

The next I see is her friend standing and her also as she wipes her tears. She sniffs, and her eyes make contact with mine. Widening as mine do and she almost stops walking. I can hear her clear her throat as she hesitantly looks away, but not before turning back to look at me as she goes through those glass doors. ×...