Nicknames for your girlfriend

When your tired of using "Bae" or "Baby" try some of these cute nicknames

Funny Sayings

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

Quotes and funny sayings!

These are quotes and funny sayings, no duh!!! So um.... Enjoy and lol!

Funny comebacks and Jokes

HAHA. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD FROM READING THIS. HAHAHAHHAHAHZHZHHAHhahzhahahahah ehehehe. Don't forget to vote. Bye!!!

Best Comebacks Ever ✓

Funny and unique comeback! all rights from the internet! Cover Credit: @GlueEater Best Comebacks Ever.Copyright © 2016. All Rights Reserved.

100 Funny Comebacks

That pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks

Funny Comebacks and Jokes!

Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.

Funny comebacks & insults

hey! no judging asshole! im jk geez! anyways hope u have a great day!!!

insults nd sarcasm

For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me

Comebacks And Insults

Roses are red, violets are blue This book is crazy, I don't care, do you? Hey! That was admittedly real crappy. But yeah, this is a book of comebacks and insults of any scene or awkward moment. And poems: the roses and violets thingy. And random jokes. Credit will be given if I get a joke, comeback, or pick-up lin...

Insults

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. ...

You Take my Breath Away ( A Dramione Veela Story )

The bad have gone good. The dirty have become the clean. Enemies become friends. Veelas are everywhere and searching for their mates. What could go wrong at Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Read to see what happens to Hermione, Draco, Ginny, and Blaise.

It Started With A High Top

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lo...

With you in my Arms

One night was all it took... for their lives to change in most unexpected ways, for them to have to face their past and for love to find a way. A classical love story with a few twists featuring Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger in the leading roles.

I Hate That I Love You -- Dramione

Hermione caught Ron cheating on her. She left in a hurry, accidentally stumbling upon a club. Attempting to relieve the sadness and the pain, she sits down at the bar and drinks. When a somehow familiar man sat next to her, she might've done more than planned. --- Completed! #1 in HogwartsSchoolOfWitchcraftAndWizard...

Rediscovering Reality

Hermione always knew what reality was. She always knew what real life was. Real life was hard work and dedication. It was Friday Summer nights playing board games with her parents. She knew who she was smart and sometimes annoying. Semi-frizzy haired and always had a book in her hand. She always knew who she was...

She's Mine -- Dramione

I glared at the lifeless body of Weasel, "Back off Weasel, she's mine." --- Takes place after the war. Everyone in Hogwarts (Students, teachers, etc.) are still alive. Top rank #13 Thank you! This story is completely Edited.

I promise (book one)

"Why did you have to pick me? Do you enjoy my misery or something?" Hermione yelled. "I picked you to protect you!" Draco screamed. "Why would you want to protect me?" She asked with tears threatening too fall. Draco became silent for a moment. All his rage left as he looked into Hermione's eyes. "Because I made a...