Funny texts and jokes

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

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Brothers With Bite chp one

MY MANY STORY PLOTS

see my story ideas and vote on the ones you like. the top five chosen stories are the ones i will be writing.

I freakin hate people

I don't know what to write for this book

Dark Shadows 2-Dead Love

A short sequel to the well known film 'Dark Shadows' beautifully directed by Tim Burton, the most talented director to have ever existed.

So True Facts and Funnies

DON'T STOP LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE ANOTHER BOOK CALLED "FUNNIES 2" IS COMING SOON!

Learning life lessons with me

Life lessons and other stuff with me!

Poems from the heart

Every poem is completely original. They come from how I was feeling that day. I really encourage you to read at least a few :). Maybe they aren't your taste but I hope you like them and leave me a review.

Spin the Bottle {One Direction}

Do you remember summer of '09? Cause I definitely do.

Funny texts you'll be LOLING about

Lol texts that I came up with! :)

You Suck At Love

Spencer O'Brien's life has always been full of boys. With her twin brother, older brother, younger brother and best friend, Dylan Palmer, she's swamped. But when the boys go to far and kick her out of their group for the talent show, how will she retaliate? And when Spencer realizes that she has feelings for her best...

HE'S MINE AND SHALL REMAIN MINE NO MATTER WHAT

HE'S ANNOYING AND HIS MOM IS A BITCH. COULD MY LIFE GET ANY WORSE?! (arranged marriage story)

The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toron...

Funny sayings

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Dear Vampire diary fans

Vampire diaries seems like the talk of the year for now. everyone seems to absolutely LOVE it, falling n love with the Salvatore brothers. Now I'm giving a shoutout to all of the fans. if you're a fan, please leave a comment and vote. I want to know how popular it is =]

Complications

About Luke ;D

Romanced By Mr. Billionare

Lizzie Prescott is a normal teenage girl who doesnt have a boyfriend despite the good looks. she gets a job at a restaurant and thas where she meets hot billionare Tyler, who's interested in her and wont stop until she'd his. Too bad she wont give in because he is a player and t her, a jerk.

gasp

poems

The banana

a girl who ate a banana

Bacopalypse

THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD READ THIS AND COMMENT!

Poems about stuff

For all you RANDOME poetry peeps!

Blood will be shared

Blood will be present

Brothers With Bite [REAL]

Best Friend's Brother

Samantha Rogers: A goody goody with high grades, shy, and one of the UN-popular girls. Matthew Pine: Samantha's best friend's older brother. Known as one of the bad boys and in more of the popular groups. _____________________________________ On a saturday afternoon, I go to one of my close friends house, Olivia, an...

1000 Funny Jokes

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1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]

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Funny text faces

Just a few funny faces