Comebacks To Use. (funny comebacks and insults)

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Need a good comeback? Need a good revenge plan? Well you've come to the right place. here are the funniest comebacks of the year.

50 Pickup Lines|| COMPLETELD

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Do you ever....?

Do you ever ______ come join me and agree or disagree on random stuff

Nerdy Joke Book and Logic Puzzles

If you are smart like me, you'll get these jokes! Most of them are quirky and corny, but that's what makes them awesome! By the way, I found most of these on the Internet, so don't sue me if you made one of these up or heard it somewhere else. :) Some jokes in here are for science nerds, or mathletes, or grammar nazis...

Teenage Moments

Funny, Awkward, and Random moments that pretty much every teen has. Warning: I'm not responsible for anybody laughing to death. :-)

1,000 Things To do when your Bored

1,000 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED!!!!I know EVERYONE Gets Bored and THIS book Will Help! ^_^

South Park High School

The children of South Park are all grown up and had kids of their own! Which are now going to the South Park High School! The kids begin to fear to have the rest of their childhood become boring with no adventure...but what happens when someone from the past come's back for revenge?

Clean jokes V.S Dirty Jokes

The first half of this book contains clean hilarious jokes for the good kids and the second half has jokes for the ones like me (you know what I mean ;D ) Title says it all...... ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH !

Someone's In My Head (WATTYS AWARD WINNER 2015)

BOOK ONE OF THE WICKERNHAM TRILOGY - WATTYS AWARD WINNER - - #1 IN SCIENCE FICTION - After a close brush with death, Jarod ends up in a hospital, traumatized but alive. He thinks he is lucky to get off with minor injuries, but he soon realizes that something is wrong when he starts behaving abnormally. Eventu...

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You're So Punny

[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]

Arcadia

Welcome to the future. Well, actually, it's technically not the future. It takes place at the same time as your present. However, in 50 years, your world will look like this one. It's quite similar to your Earth, but there are a fair amount of big changes. Welcome to Arcadia. -=-=- THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS THE OLD 'ARC...

50 things to do anywhere :D

Here will be things you can do anywhere anytime :D YAY! I SHALL CURE YOUR BOREDOM! Hopefully.. Highest Ranks: #3 in boredom

Truth or Dare

Madi's slumber party is suddenly terrorized by a harmless dare.

Jellybean//fack fanfic

On the outside, Finn Wolfhard seems hard on himself and everyone at his school, but only Jack see's the inside, he sees Finn as sweet, just like a jellybean.

》Starved《Fack

Jack Dylan Grazer is what we would consider a loser. He doesn't have any friends. Sure, people talk to him but he doesn't trust anyone. What happens when the loser gets invited to a party hosted by the most popular kid in the school, Finn Wolfhard?

𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲

(ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗ ❝ 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲 ❞ ˗ˏˋ in which jack loses his diary and finn finds it ˎˊ˗ ...

STARSTRUCK, reddie

⚠️IN THE PROCESS OF CHANGING FROM FACK TO REDDIE⚠️ based off the disney channel movie COMPLETED!!! (under editing) richie tozier is a famous guy, the whole world loves him. except for eddie. when eddie's crazy sister drags eddie to a concert he immediately falls for richie... literally. like he falls... because of ri...

The Golden Queen

The Golden Queen, Book 1 When GallenO'Day is hired as a bodyguard to escort a young woman through the woods to the forbidden ruins at Geata Na Chruinn, it seems like an ordinary job-but all too soon, he finds himself fleeing for his life from creatures that seem like escapees from a nightmare-the alien dronon, led by...

A Body in the Backyard: #4

It's just an ordinary day for octogenarian sleuth Myrtle Clover-until her yardman discovers a dead body planted in her backyard. This death isn't cut and dried-the victim was bashed in the head with one of Myrtle's garden gnomes. Myrtle's friend Miles recognizes the body and identifies him as Charles Clayborne... rel...

Apartment 239

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of the...