The VIP (18+ Only) [COMPLETED] [Winner of a Wattys 2014 Instant Addiction Award]

[This is a spin-off of The DILF but can be read as a stand-alone] [The story you are about to read is intended for readers age 18+ due to its sexual content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.] There was nothing Ophelia wanted better than to gouge Nikolai's l...

Funny Dirty Jokes

This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Fucked Up Jokes

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3

Imperfect

Nell Watson just can't seem to get it right. Her parents treat her coldly no matter what she does and the one member of her family she could count on, her younger sister Paige, has turned her back on Nell. Now, everything's changing and Nell is starting to think that maybe perfect isn't all it's cracked up to be, esp...

The Sex Diaries.

I'm here to leave your poor, horny souls to fix themselves. <3 I may not own all parts in this story, but If you decide to use any parts, please give credit. ;-;

The Escort (18+ Only) [COMPLETED]

[Edited Version] “You ever think about letting your hair loose?” Ashton asked, his breath kissing Amor’s neck as they waltzed. “My hair’s fine,” Amor snapped in annoyance. Ashton chuckled. “That’s not what I meant.” His hands slowly hiked up the hem of her dress and her breath caught. “What are you doing?” She uneasil...

The Hunter's Mate [ON HIATUS]

Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with tee...

Ashton: The Escort (Mature)

MATURE ONE-SHOT: If you were wondering what went on in Ashton West's (of The Escort) pretty little head, wonder no more. Please note that this story contains explicit content and is intended for a mature audience. You don't have to have read The Escort first but think of this as the prequel of that story.