Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Chronicles of Levelia: Crisis in Industria

Massacre, a Seven-Star harder level- and redeemed murderer- horrifyingly finds out about the hidden cruelties and injustices of Industria. [The book cover picture is from a GD level, Lumina, which I highly recommend you check out if you have a good device! I'm planning on designing my own book cover but that will be d...

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MBTI Jokes & Mini Stories

This book is a stereotype jokes about MBTI and other typology systems like Enneagram. Enjoy But i don't force you to like it

The Graveyard Festival

Sixteen-year-old Thana sleeps in graveyards and crafts dreams for those who want them. She can create visions so vivid and detailed that they could be real. For the inhabitants of the sleepy town nearby, Thana's dreams are like drugs. When the Graveyard Festival appears in her cemetery in the middle of the night, Than...

MBTI

This mbti book is the ultimate guide for understanding people on a whole new level. Contains mbti humour, facts, theories, advice, stereotypes, thoughts and advice :)

Beatmanji danger cards if they were real.

These are beatmanji danger cards if they came too life! These levels can destroy citys, countries, OR EVEN EARTH!

Geometry dash fun demon levels

These levels are from the demonlist. they can be smart, or they can be idiots. And yes. Ships, crushes, and dates are included!

Lemons

So. I did a thing and made a lemon book. Suggestions to what the next lemon should be is apreciated. Accept all fandom's and all types of lemons (girl x girl ext) however no insest or things like that. Enjoy!

-My Geometry Dash Art Book-

My book of Geometry Dash art I drew because I like drawing Geometry Dash levels.

Countryhumans Zodiacs

Art by: mikado-art[Tumblr] This is a book about multiple scenarios and pairing of Countryhumans and zodiac signs. I hope I do a fine job of satisfying all of your requests and curiosities of how your zodiac might fit into the Countryhuman's universe. I also hope that you all will like my book :)! Here are the zodiacs...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Gd Levels in Funny Skits

The levels are @Polargeist_GD s and @Spinel_Ds characters. Get ready for some laughs!

GEOMETRY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE BOOK OF GEOMETRY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!

Geometry Dash Shenanigans

Random stuff the main Levels do! (Don't own GD. That's stupid if I did.)

Geometry Dash: Ask the levels

GD ask! ASK THEM ALL! I can answer not only Wattpad questions, but actually Twitter questions! ST-Stereo Madness BOT-Back On Track TSS-The Seven Seas PG-Polargeist DO-Dry Out VA-Viking Arena BAB-Base After Base CLG-Cant Let Go AR-Airborne Robots J-Jumper TM-Time Machine C-Cycles xS-xStep CF-Clutterfunk ToE-Theory of...

I Can't Let Go of You - GMD Fanfic

For casual33 and PKGZTREADS

GD tales

I got bored and I can't sleep for some reason

Casual World

Welcome to casual world! Where everything is allll casual...more info on the book

What if... (Geometry Dash)

So I tried to write a fanfic about GD but it sucked like hell and got deleted by me in the end, and so I present you with this! A corny series of real-life events in the game that will, hopefully, make you chuckle just a little bit. EDIT: Suckish covers are suckish! EDIT 2.0: There we go. Finally, no more suckish cove...